What could be better than Floating one Gimp? Floating TWO Gimps! Ah, um, we mean Floating TWO distinguished Hashers. What could be better than last year’s event? NOTHING! IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME! So we are doing it again!
Join us for the 12th Anal Float the Gimp Weekend. Come help us drown B-Shit and Trust Me in booze as we celebrate their birthdays with a weekend of Hashy shenanigans.
DETAILS: $30 REGO. EVENT CAPPED AT THE FIRST 100 PAID REGOS!
IMPORTANT PAYMENT INFORMATION: YOU WILL NOT BE LISTED AS A REGO UNTIL PAYMENT IS RECEIVED. You need to log into Paypal separately after you rego. DO NOT TRY TO PAY THROUGH THIS SITE! Use the following address and select FREINDS and FAMILY so there is no service fee: firstname.lastname@example.org Put Float the Gimp, your Hash name, and Nerd name in the comments. Over half of those that have already paid did not choose FRIENDS AND FAMILY and incurred a service fee that takes money away from the charity.
WHEN: 13-15 July 2018.
WHERE: N 31.300471 W 85.666171 off Old Newton Rd, Daleville, AL. It is .3 miles past “Alabama Wildwood Campground”. The camp site is on private property and muggle free. You will need your own floatation devices.
TIMES AND PLACES:
Friday 13 Jul 18: Noon the site will be open. It is primitive camping. Porta-Johns, bathing in the river. MRH3 (Mutha Rucker H3) will hare a shiggy trail at 7pm. Beer will be provided, but no meals Friday night.
Saturday 14 Jul 18: Brunch will be served at 10am ish. Transportation to the insertion point will begin no later than 11am. Float will start at NOON. Dinner will be ready shortly after we float into the camp site.
Sunday 15 Jul 18: 9am reveille will sound. Breakfast shortly thereafter. Hangover Trail will begin at 11am. Sunday afternoon, or maybe Monday, GTFO. We can stay till Monday if we want.
BRING: YOU WILL NEED YOUR OWN FLOATATION DEVICE!! Sunscreen, a flashlight/headlamp, hab to sell from your kennel, camping stuff, stuff to eat with (plate, bowl, fork, spoon, your fingers), a vessel, some extra clothes, virgins, a towel, a chair, aspirin, neckgear, a whistle, a piece of chalk, toilet paper, personal patches, ointment, and a thirst for fun.
SAFETY 3RD: If you are bringing a kayak or raft or anything inflatable that resembles a boat, you must have a lifejacket. Regular floats do not require them. The float will be 4 HOURS IN THE JULY ALABAMA SUN!! We highly recommend sunscreen, having a sleeved shirt available, a hat, and a shade umbrella. It’s always better to have it and not need it, then need it and not have it.
Old Newton Rd, Daleville, AL It is .3 miles past “Alabama Wildwood Campground”