WHAT: MRH3 8th Analversary weekend
DATES: 24-25 February 2017
COST: $40 ($10 if you can only make Sunday)
LOCATION: 31.170500, -85.984890 (well, that will get you to the property at least, follow the signs at the entrance)
DETAILS: This is a two day event spanning 24-25 February, and cutoff for Rego is 8pm of 21 February. The low price of $40 gets you 3 hashes (main trail, shooting star, and hangover trail on Sunday), Saturday evening meal (Jack Horner’s tasty, tasty meat in your mouth), snacks, breakfast on Sunday, cool gimmees and all the beer you can drink. Main location is private property on loan to us by the property owner. There is plenty of space to camp, including space for RVs. No hook-ups though, so plan ahead. No pets please! There will be clean portapotties, hoses for rinsing off, and one outdoor shower with a limited hot water supply. There will also be a few power outlets available. Registration will be Saturday morning at 10am – 12:30pm.

ANALVERSARY TRAIL (24 Feb)
START LOCATION: Same as main info.
TIME: 1:00PM
HARES: Long Stroker, Magic Waffle and Too Fast Fo Dat Ass
LENGTH: Long enough, edging toward ballbuster.
SHIGGY: We will call it 4, with a possible change pending more scouting. Thorns, water, mud, quicksand, wild animals, balance tests. This will be a challenging and fun trail. YOU WILL GET WET!
BRING: Neck gear. Whistle. Vessel. Change of clothes, spare shoes and towel are HIGHLY NECESSARY. Antibacterial ointment and bandages.
Long Stroker has some virgin shiggy for you wankers and the other hares keep egging her on. You’ve been warned.

SHOOTING STAR TRAIL (24 Feb)
START LOCATION: Same (it’s a campout, duh!)
TIME: 9:00PM
HARES: Toys for Twats and ??
LENGTH: You probably won’t break a sweat.
SHIGGY: 1.69+
BRING: Neck gear. Whistle. Vessel. Perhaps a shot glass? Be prepared to down ALL THE SHOTS!

HANGOVER TRAIL (25 Feb)
START LOCATION: Same (once again, it’s a campout!)
TIME: 10:00AM
HARES: Miss T and Cock Chaser
LENGTH: Seriously? It’s a hangover trail.
SHIGGY: 2
BRING: Neck gear. Whistle. Vessel. Hangover.

*REGO MUST BE PAID BY 8PM ON WEDNESDAY, 21 FEBRUARY.
*GIMMIES GUARANTEED FOR THE FIRST FIFTY PAID REGOS.