Cost: $89*
Hare(s):
I'm Gay!, I'm Gay!, I'm Gay!, I'm Gay!
Shiggy:
CAPACITY!! We are sold out!
Friday August 16 to August 18, 2019
Lingerie ShiggyFest Games benefiting Lunar H3
Update 3 (8/14/19) - Added Menu & Directions
Update 2 (8/5/19) - Once we hit 100 paid, we will not be accepting walk-ups at Shiggyfest. We are planning to feed and beverage a set number of people and can not take more than we planned. If interested, please rego and pay ASAP as the event is in 11 days.
Update 1 (7/29/19) - RV's are allowed, but we have no electric and no water hook up. Camp sites consist of 2 open fields.
Several have mentioned bringing RV's, so we might have to set up a special area as we can't get the RV's stuck in mud/grass or destroy the field getting RV's in and out.
Lunar H3 Shooting Star Raffle with all the Shooting Star patches since last year's raffle. Last year, we raised over $2,000 in the 2 raffles!
Real food, cooked in a kitchen! (Who said kitchen?)
Gluten free food & beverages for the Glutards (Cocktroller is supervising, so we won’t fuck it up)
Event is on Private Property! No Muggles!
Unless we burn the place down, we won't get kicked out.
However we still reserve the right to kick out any douche bags.
Trail? FUCK TRAIL! Never leave camp!
There will be: BEER, GLUTEN FREE BEVERAGES, FOOD, GLUTEN FREE FOOD, SHOOTING STAR TRAIL, LUNAR H3 SHOOTING STAR TRAIL, TOE TAG, GIVEAWAY, SHIGGY GAMES (LUBE WRESTLING!!), MR/MISS SHIGGYFEST COMPETITION, TONS OF TITTIES, SOME DICKS, LINGERIE . . .
No refunds after 7/1/19, only transfer of rego
No one under the age of 21
100 Half-Mind limit, so sign up ASAP!
SHIGGY GAMES:
Still working on all the games, but they include:
• Shiggy Beer Mile - beer mile through real shiggy!!
• Lube Wrestling (including Co-Ed division)
• Karaoke Survivor
• Lingerie Parade
• Two (2) Shooting Star Trails
• Mr and Miss Shiggyfest Competition
More details later after we dream up more shenanigans
MR/MISS SHIGGYFEST PAGEANT:*
-Lingerie round: Bonus Points Given for Creativity & Non-Traditional Lingerie
-Talent Show
2019 Shiggyfest Directions
Use this for GPS to get you to direction below:
2132 Shipping Lane, Chesapeake, VA 23323
Or 36°44'47.6"N 76°19'26.6"W
From Interstate 64
• Exit 296B (US-17/George Washington Hwy N
• Take George Washington Hwy S (left turn at light)
• Left on Moses Grandy Trail
• Note: Ice/Mixers at Food Lion 2617 Moses Grandy Trail, Chesapeake, VA 23323
• Left on Shipyard Road
• NOTE: DO NOT do not follow GPS and look for Trailsend Lane – it doesn’t connect anymore
• Left on Dunway Lane
• Left on Shipping Lane
• Right on Trailsend Lane
NOTE: DO NOT FOLLOW GPS USING TRAILSEND LANE AS IT NO LONGER CONNECTS!
The only time you will be on Trailsend Lane is when you make turn off of Shipping lane into Sir Izaak Walton on the gravel road.
2019 Shiggyfest Menu
Friday Dinner - Baked pasta with ACDC's homemade sketti sauce served with fresh salad, fruit salad, and garlic bread. Hookers cost extra.
Breakfasts (both days) - COFFEE, Choice of Baked eggs (with cheese, with sausage, with spinach & bell pepper), Corned beef hash, and baked french toast. A variety of breakfast cereal with milk (or Almond milk) will also be available.
Saturday Lunch - NFN Melissa’s Amazing taco bar served with Spanish rice & beans, corn & refried beans. Unicorn creamed dessert.
Saturday Dinner - Sloppy Joes, green beans, baked beans, and Fanny's famous homemade mac and cheese. You would slap your mama for seconds. Just saying.
*Menu subject to change & availability of unicorn cream & hookers.
Snacks – orange foods and other treats
Lingerie ShiggyFest Games
Camping gear
2 pm Check-In Opens
2 pm - 7 pm - Mill about smartly and don't get too drunk
3 pm – 8 pm – Patch Challenges
7-8 pm Dinner
9 pm – Lingerie Parade*
9:30 pm - Karaoke Elimination - Preliminaries
9-12 am Music - DJ Sucky Suck & The Blow Job Bunch
10 pm Lunar Get Neeked! (Clothing Optional) Shooting Star Trail
*Winner earns I’m a Weiner patch
8-9 am Breakfast
10 am – Noon – Patch Challenges
10 am – Noon - Patch Whore Event / Hab sale
11 am – Shower Beer Photo Op
11:30 am - Lunch
12 pm – 2 pm – Men of Shenanigans Trail
2 pm - 6 pm Shiggy Games
• Shiggy Beer Mile* 2 - 2:30 pm
• Lube Ball - 10 person teams* 2:30 - 3:30 pm
• Lube Wrestling (Teams and Co-Ed)* 3:30 - 4:30 pm
• Slippy Tippy* 4:30 - 5:00 pm
6 pm - Dinner
7 pm - Karaoke Survivor Series – Finals*
8 pm - Mr and Miss Shiggyfest*
10 pm - Lunar H3 Lingerie Shiggyfest Shooting Star Trail (Clothing Optional)
*Winner earns I’m a Weiner patch
8-9 am Breakfast
9 - 9:30 am Fat Boy Hash
9:30-11 am - Clean-Up
11:00 am – Get the Fuck Out
11 am - HOBO ShiggyFest Recovery Trail - Bells Mill Park
Details: http://www.th3.org/
including:
Drunk neighbor
(TH3)
Pen Island
(TH3)
Hairy Kate Olsen
(TH3)
Bubba
(BBH3)
Momma Bear
Hung Jury
(Atlanta)
Top Shelf Tuna
(RH3)
Boots & Pants
(TH3)
Buck
(CTrH3)
Gone with the Schwinn
(Ft TrashWater)
Fucked the Hymen Out of Her
(TH3)
Nfhn Wanda
(MBH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Quack whacker
(RH3)
Nfhn Spring
(MtnBH3)
PorkHer Prostate
(FEH3)
Claustrofeelya
(T3H3)
Mac N Cheese Poopy PLZ FU
(T3H3)
Chris
(RIH3)
Bookhaki
(TH3)
Suck It For The Stars
(CTrH3)
NFN Melissa
(TH3)
CUNTNOLINGUS
(TH3)
Dick fingers
(TH3)
Just Dave
(H5)
GLADIATER
(DCRW)
NFN Sarah
(HOBOH3)
DJ Sucky Suck & The Blow Job Bunch
(HOBOH3)
Arrested Development
(FEH3)
A.A.R.Penis
(TH3)
I'll Silence the Lamb
(TH3)
Just Mahyra
(Tampa Bay H3)
BUTT LIGHT
(Tidewater H3)
ACDC
(MoSH3)
Rudolph the red nosed nutsack
(MBH3)
NFN Emily
(FEH3)
Rump Bumper
(TH3)
I love the smell of Gaypalm in the Mourning
(CCH3)
NFN Jeffery
(TH3)
Spare Parts
(TH3)
Coxswain Coxout
(RH3)
Kitty Kitty Bang Bang
(TH3)
K.I.S.S.
(FEH3)
NFN Brandon
(TH3)
Off To See The Wizzer
(TH3)
Retchin' Ralph
(FEH3)
Swipe Right for Anal
(T3H3)
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