Cost: $30
Announcement! Good afternoon! Here is the itinerary for the crawl today.
3:30-4:15 Meet up for rego, lunch, and opening circle at The Historic Downtown Parking Facility: 1 Cordova St, St. Augustine, FL 32084
4:45~ No Name Bar
5:45~ Candlelight South Restaurant
6:45~ Sarbez!
7:45~ The Pub on Anastasia
Be safe today! Watch out for your people. Do not drink and drive. Wear sunscreen and drink plenty of water. Thank you and enjoy yourselves!
We have changed the starting location. We will be gathering for rego ($30 cash please) and wristbands on the Southeast corner of The Historic Downtown Parking Facility: 1 Cordova St, St. Augustine, FL 32084.
Rego opens at 3:30pm and we will circle up to start the festivities at 4pm Sharp!
Alcohol will not be available immediately at start, but feel free to Prelube and visit the many local bars and shops beforehand. We will be kicking off on time, so don’t HST too much!
Dearly beloved, we are gathering on this Saturday, August 3, in the year of “G” 2019 to celebrate the liberation of our hashers. Reach out with both arms and don black dress as we gather to show support for these wankers, and thank them for this blessed opportunity to imbibe the holy nectar and frolic through the streets of the oldest city in the US.
That’s right ladies and gents, Jax Urban is putting on a Black Dress Run in St. Augustine! We miss Conquistawhore so much that we decided to make use of our annexed territory to the South for this crawl.
We will be taking donations and a portion of your rego will go towards the benefit of The Women’s Center of Jacksonville. They are an amazing organization that offer support and aid to women and men in crisis.
For more information about this charity:
http://www.womenscenterofjax.org/
Bonus: If you make it to Savannah’s Black Dress on July 20th, you get to wear your dress twice! It’s tradition for the recent divorcees to carry a copy of their wedding photo (usually used as a drink coaster), so we all know who to buy shots for.
We will saunter our way in and out (again and again) of some of the finest establishments in The Ancient City that will cater to people of our repute. There may be some shots thrown in along the way. There will be plenty of opportunities for extra credit drinking and window shopping (so bring a couple extra bucks for touristy delights). We will provide a meal, so you don’t find yourself facedown in St George Street with an empty stomach. Toe tags and whatnots are also in the works.
There will not be an official hash hotel for this event, but feel free to check the rates of nearby places and spread the word.
Black Dress, ID, Sun Block, Extra $$$ for shopping and EC, your sense of humor
including:
Scurvy Seadog
(Jacksonville H3)
Tag My Juicy Target
(Panhandle Cossacks)
Sprechen sie Bang Bang aka Spider Twat
(T&AH3)
Just Glen
(TAH3)
Just Sean
(TAH3)
Thanks for the Mamories
(WaukeshaH3)
Doofus
(GATRH3)
Prime Time Thunder Puss
(TAH3)
Wicked Itch of the Yeast
(NomadH3)
Flying Saucers
(JaxUrbanH3)
Duck Duck Head
(JaxH3)
Just Kris
(TAH3)
The Cockodile Hunter
(Jax Urban!)
Queef 'n' Cheddar
(SavH3)
5 bucks she falls off the cooler
(JaxH3)
Cumz with a Twist
(TAH3)
Jizz Hands
(HAH3)
Just Tamie
(Homeless)
Crack the Ripper
(TAH3)
Melons of Troy
(TAH3)
Jack in the Bus
(DBH3)
kink stink & ink
(JaxH3)
Porks Me Gentiley
(JaxH3)
Daddy Whorebox
(Daytona Beach H3)
Just Joseph
(TAH3)
Fire N the Hole
(JaxUrbanH3)
Just Lee
(TAH3)
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