A JaxH3 Hash(y) Weekend
The 22nd ANAL JACKSONVILLE KGB RED DRESS RUN is April 24th - 26th, 2020.
Holla you wanking wankers! April 24th - April 26th, 2020 will be JaxH3's RDR. The hares have created what shall be a great time that will be filled with shenanigans, beer, boobs, legs, butts, fingers, boogers, jokes, and red dresses.
Show off Neptune Beach and Atlantic Beach what wearing red dresses is all about for the 22nd Anal KGB Memorial Red Dress. We have secured an amazing hotel where the hotel staff may regret wanting to party with us.
Rego now for $69 to JaxH3hashcash@gmail.com if you do not use the automated options. Book your room with the link below:
You can also call the hotel direct (904-249-2777). Whatever you do, use the booking code harriers 2020 (all lowercase letters) to make sure you get a room.
On-On and look for updates soon!
A red dress might help. Also, wear comfortable shoes! Bring other comfortable clothes. Do it all!
Neptune Beach, FL
Before 4 PM, you can check into the hotel at 3 PM. Take whatever room you get and drink your own liquor.
4 - 6 PM start drinking and registration opens in the hotel lobby. Sign in, get your wristbands and gimmies, continue drinking, mingle, and plan your life.
6:00 PM Dinner is served at the hotel bar! Carb up so you can continue drinking.
7:00 PM(ish) It’s time for some nighttime trail. JaxUrbanH3 will lay a trail. Their hare(s) TBD with $5 hashy monies to play.
8:00 PM If you hate leaving camp, or hotel, you can get some pooling in or go to a local pub...please be on your best behavior!
7:00 - 10:00 AM breakfast, bloody mary's, and mimosas in the lobby. The hotel has breakfast starting at 7 AM and the bar opens at 10:00 for hashy beer.
10:00-12:00 PM registration and habadashery are open, this is your last chance to get your stuff from anyone in Jacksonville before you cannot.
1:00-1:30 PM Circle UP wankers for the 2020 KGB Memorial Red Dress! The party starts whenever the hares are blessed and run away in fear of being caught. Lunch and a snack will be served on trail, eat hardy as you will need it!
9:30 PM(ish) leave the On-After with only your heart's content and maybe some hash illness.
7:00 -10:00 AM Scavenge for food, bloody mary's and mimosas. Pack your shit, check out by 11 AM.
11:00 AM Hangover grub opportunities to present themselves soon...have you ever heard of a fat boy trail?
1:00 PM(ish) since you are at the beach, decide what to do next. You can stay at the beach as there are numerous things to do, like the Opening of the Beaches Parade, or you can go home. The choice (Not the hasher) is all yours!