Cost: $20
It is Dick On A Stick time of year! For those who don't know dick, I highly recommend it. For those who didn't know DOAS, he was a Wank among Wanks. A true PITA who went to hash with G waaay before his time. So on the analversary of his passing we celebrate his wankness on July 3 by dressing the way he loved to dress - in Hawaiian shirts and flip flops. Oh, and by drinking his beverage of choice: Beer!!
Why do we do this? Because we can.
But wait, there's more! It is also a standard Jax H3 Wednesday night trail so you get to experience the shenanigans of the Jax H3 kennel.
Hares: Redwing Hoover (yes, THAT one) and Porks Me Gentiley
Start: 31 Royal Palm Dr, Atlantic Beach 32233
Time: 6:30 show, 7:05 hares go.HST
Shiggy: .69. In-town trail over streets, sidewalks, stairs, city parks, etc.
Its a Jax pub crawl
Hash Cash: $20 gets you beer, food, strippers, beer, shots, and beer. Oh wait - strippers are on your own time and dime. But there will be beer and fun!
** NOTE: This is a special event that happens to fall on a Wednesday trail. Virgins also pay hash cash.
Please PAY CASH AT THE START.
This means visit the ATM prior to start. Pub crawl bars are paid at the time of service and the hare does not want your liver damage on her credit card.
Attire/Theme: Hawaiian shirts and flip flops, and other hashy stuff.
Extras: ID, $$ for what you want that we don't got, virgins, and a thirst for fun. And beer!
On After: Fly's Tie for those still standing
But WAIT!! There is more. Cum for July 3 and stay for the calendar of events (contact MM for crash space):
JULY 4. Jax Beach BASH on First St. This anal event is a "must do" if you have never experienced July 4th at the beach. Your Jax Beach kennel will guide you along 1st Street on a bicycle with 1000s of partying locals followed by fireworks over the ocean
** click the link below to rego for the Jax Beach bicycle crawl
https://www.facebook.com/events/898153730524998/
JULY 6 Slosh ball
On On and stay tuned for more deets!
Hawiian shirt and flip flops
including:
Face Plant Puke Princess
(JaxH3)
California Pussy Reject
(JaxH3)
Just Brian
(Jax urban)
Just Lolly
(JaxH3)
Hops on Pops
(GATRH3)
Just Jamie
(JaxH3)
Fire N the Hole
(JaxH3)
Potential Mound Scrubber
(JaxH3)
Jetts Blow So Do I
(JaxH3)
Barnacle Bill the Failure
(SeoulH3)
Fireman in the Hole
(Palatka Hash Family)
Flying Saucers
(PCH3IT)
GGB
Kink Stink &ink
(JaxH3)
Drunk Bitch in a Shopping Cart
(JaxH3)
Hashtray
(Jax Urban)
Tigger the gay stripper oh my
(JaxBeachH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many