Cost: $20
Hare(s):
Porks Me Gentiley, Sparky Solepatch, Preteen Spirit, Tigger the Gay Stripper, Motor Yachting, GGB, Cousin Tastes Like Bacon (Dinosaur Tar Dick) Barebank Back Shot
Welcum to the Inaugural Jax Beach Sumbling Man 3-Way weekend event!
There will be racist shenanigans to include Keg Kickball, Hash Scavenger Hunt, Beer Mile relay, and OlympDicks.
* Friday evening -
Happy hour pre-lube and dinner at Gingers Bar, Jacksonville Beach, 5PM
Scavenger Hunt trail 7:00 to 9:00PM
Shooting Star Garage Trail at 9:30PM
(PM hosts if you'd like to set up a shot stop)
On After - Beach Bars, pay as you go
Saturday - Shenanigans Shenanigans Shenanigans! This is a full day of team events so warn your liver now. Teams can be kennel-based or selected at the event by stealing kennel members (oh my!)
Bagels and Bullshit at 9AM
Keg Kickball at 10AM
Continue your Scavanger hunt, to end at Gingers 3:30.
Lunch and NapH3 on your own.
Beer Mile Relay at 4:00PM
Dinner at 6:00PM
OlympDicks at 8:00PM
On After party and outside movie.
Sunday is a Regret and Hangover brunch at 10:00 AM
Fat Boy Craft Beer Pay-As-You-Go Crawl at 11:30AM
* Events are on HST
Out of towners who need accommodations, please contact Jax Beach MM. We have backyard camping space and glamping space on a first cum/bring a beverage donation basis. And if you're nice, your host might feed you breakfast.
Cost to pay at the event: $20. This covers Friday dinner and both trails.
Saturday events and dinner, and Sunday brunch. Please rego for an accurate HEAD count.
On Your Own Dime: Friday pre-lube and on after beach bars, Saturday lunch and Sunday Fat Boy Craft Beer and lunch.
Please consider a toy donation for our local 19th Street Charities (visit on FaceBook) Toys For Tots drive. Donations will get a $5 discount off hash cash. All extra donations and surplus cash will go towards Toys For Tots at the Beach.
Gimmies included in the price are JaxBeach H3 caps and koozies
Children's Charities and racist behavior.
Full camping gear if backyard camping; glampers need an air mattress and pillow for floor camping. Change of athletic clothes, and your basic, "I'm not at home" travel gear.
5PM pre-lube and rego at Ginger's Bar. Eat some dinner and get ready for a Scavenger Hunt trail at 7PM. Teams will be given a list of things to find and do within walking distance around Jax Beach to finish prior to beer mile Saturday. Bring your cell phones for pictures to submit to the judges!
9:30PM Shooting Star Garage Trail.
START: Engine 15. - 1500 Beach Blvd, Jax Beach.
Cum see where several of your Jax Beach hashers have suspiciously found residence in the same neighborhood.
On After on your own at the Jax Beach bars! Cum see Spade McQuade play at The Fly's Tie ( 177 Sailfish Drive East, Atlantic Beach) or any of the many other bars
9AM Bagels and Bullshit at GGB and Sparky's house.
START: 1635 Southbeach Parkway, Jax Beach
10AM Keg Kickball
START: Gonzales Park - 2nd Ave North & 10th St North, Jax Beach
Two teams will play old school kickball with a beverage stop at 2nd base. Runners will have to drink a beer before leaving 2nd to go to 3rd base.
Continue your Scavenger Hunt around the beach! Be back at Ginger's at 3:30.
Try to grab a nap and get some grub on your own or with a nap buddy.
3:30 Gingers to finish the scavenger hunt
4PM Beer Mile Relay.
START: 16th Ave South & Ocean Drive, Jax Beach
Teams will have multiple participants and each one will drink a full beer before completing a leg of the relay.
6PM Dinner at Sparky and GGBs castle. 1635 Southbeach Parkway, Jax Beach
8PM Standard Hash OympDicks followed by an "under the start movie" After Party.
10AM Regret and Hangover brunch hosted by your very own JaxBeach MM .
START: 106 Jardin de Mer Place, Jax Beach
** Parking sucks. Please park on Shetter Ave, at Engine 15, or the City Works lot.
11:30 HST we will set foot on a walking craft beer pay-as-you-go tour of Jax Beach. Don't worry, its the beach - we like our brew pubs close together and our stumbling distance short.
including:
Cock Taco
(DTD-DDE)
Tigger
(JaxBeachH3)
Face Plant Puke Princess
(Jacksonville H3)
Post Nasal Jizz
(Pink Tacos)
NFHN karen
(SPH3)
Flying Saucers
(PCH3IT)
GGB
Fire N the Hole
(JaxH3)
Extended Dick Network
(SPH3)
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