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HogH3 The Boy Who Hashed Birthday Bash 2020

07/31 12:00 PM to 08/02 12:00 PM

A HogH3 Hash Campout

Cost: $89*

Hare(s):

Dick Snail, Chunky In The Back

STUDENTS! Friday July 31st marks the 40th birthday of our beloved Harry Potter. So clean your cloaks, pack your potions, wax your wands, and join the Carolina Larrikins-Hogwarts H3 kennel mashup for a camp out that is sure to earn its place in Hogwarts: A History. A special Boy Who Hashed Birthday Bash ceremony will take place Friday evening to kick off the weekend because MR OLD.

Prizes to be awarded for the following:
The Department of Magical Games and Sports will be holding the infamous Triwizard Tournament. Those brave enough to enter will be given three challenges that test both strength of mind and body. Only one person will walk away the champion.

The Wizarding Examination Committee will be conducting O.W.L. examinations (team trivia, easier questions) and N.E.W.T. examinations (individual trivia, harder questions). Top O.W.L. team and Individual N.E.W.T. scores to be awarded.

Transfiguration Demonstration: COSTUME CONTEST! Grand prize awarded by crowd vote.

Head Boy/Girl: The highest points earner of Hogwarts H3 to be announced.

Goblet of Fire: There will be several opportunities for attendees to volunteer to assist MM. Those who perform a task will be given a slip of paper to write down their name and place into the Goblet. Your Mistresses of Head have confunded this goblet, so you may volunteer as many times as you would like to increase your entries. Saturday night, the winner's name will be drawn.

A prize will also be raffled off to one of the first 50 paid regos.

About the event space:
Shakori Hills is a private 72 acre festival event space that includes a shower house with 10 stalls and a bathroom facility with 10 flush toilets. Well water is available (please don't bring bottled water). Tent camping space is plentiful. There are some RV and car camping spaces available on a first come first serve basis (no hookups available). No pets. No fire arms. No anything that is going to be obnoxious and disrupt noise ordinances and the sanity of MM.

Shakori Hills is very dedicated to their mission of preserving their homestead and being an eco-friendly operation. Due to this, there will be restrictions that are not usually in place at other events.
1) Driving is only allowed on the designated path. You will be able to drop your things off prior to parking.
2) All cutlery, food service and disposable cups are to be compostable. No disposable cups, shot glasses, etc. are going to be made available nor should you bring them. We all have vessels and we encourage you to use them. The appropriate compostable cups, shot glasses and other food service needs will be provided.
3) Please be mindful to place compostable items and food waste in the appropriate containers. Recycling of paper, glass and aluminum is also encouraged. Do not bring your own trash bags. We will provide compostable trash bags for use.
4) Do not set fires outside of the designated fire pits. Etc.

Mostly, don’t be a dick and force us to put you in detention.

We failed divination, so the tea leaves and crystal balls won't tell us shit about who sent us what. Include your muggle name in the note during payment so we know who to mark off as paid.

PayPal friends and family: https://www.paypal.me/HogwartsH3
Venmo:@HogwartsH3

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Camp Fancy Pants will be taking reservations for those of you who prefer not travelling with your entire camping set up (ie out of towners).

Yours Sincerely,
Mistresses of Head
Dood & Toys


Harry Potter, obviously

Start Location Details

Shakori Hills: https://shakorihillsgrassroots.org/directions-maps/

1439 Henderson Tanyard Rd., Pittsboro, NC 27312

Schedule of Events

12 PM: Camp site open to arrivals
3 PM: Rego opens, kegs tapped
6 PM: Dinner
8 PM: THE BOY WHO HASHED CEREMONY
11 PM: Welcumming Circle followed by shooting star trail.
12 AM: Professor Yellow's Midnight Grilled Cheese Bar


9 AM: Continental (Cold) Breakfast
10 AM: Diagon Alley (Hab fair) and Rego opens
11 AM: Brunch!
1 PM: O.W.L. exams (Easier team trivia)
2 PM: Opening Circle followed by Tri-Wizard Tournament (Trail)
4 PM: Closing Circle
6 PM: The GREAT FEAST
8 PM: N.E.W.T. exams (hard AF individual trivia for the true potter nerds)
10 PM: Prizes Awarded for: Costume Contest, Exam results, Goblet of Fire (Helpers Raffle) and Head Student winners announced.


Leftovers put out
Break down camp
Camp site cleaned
Trash picked up and taken out

Leave by noon


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