Cost: $100*
UPDATE:
Must have paid rego by 7/25/17 to guarantee giveaway
LUCKY #7, 7 wonders of the world, 7 days of the week, 7 dwarfs, 7 brides for 7 brothers, 7 sisters, 7 deadly sins, and now.............the 7th Anal Hillbilly H3 Highland Games in the "City of 7 Hills." That's right folks, we're going to Lynchburg, VA this year.
Who: Hillbilly Hash House Harriers
What: 7th Anal Hillbilly Highland Games
When: August 25-27, 2017
Where: Lynchburg, VA
Why: Everyone's favorite Wanker, Bubba AKA Incestuous Anal Duckshot has offered his land to us.
Wow: Beer, food, trails, GAMES, hamerschlagen, bonfires, debauchery, a personalized gimmie, toe tag, and a patch!! Oh My!!
Deets: We're going full Highland Games this year. So upon arrival, pick your "clan." This will be your team for the weekend. Friday night is the dessert and shot check trail...better step it up if you want to win this one. Saturday's games will feature many Highland classics. If you don't know, you better ask somebody. Sunday....here's one of those new twists you may have heard about.....bring plenty of cardboard and duct tape because this year instead of the boat race, you will build your "armor" and "sword" for a highland warrior battle (build time is still limited to Sunday morning).
Important Stuff: NO PETS. The property belongs to a fellow hasher and his dad. Be respectful and don't fuck it up. Clean up after yourself, dispose of trash in the trash cans and cigarette butts in the butt cans! No one under 21, No partial weekend regos and No Refunds (feel free to trade your rego if you must).
Importanter Stuff: REGO BY 7/1/17 FOR PERSONALIZED
See you wankers in August!
Highland Games
Camping gear, something for the shot and dessert check trail, cardboard, duct tape, and all your usual hash accessories. As always, leave your dignity at home on the shelf....if you even know where it is.
including:
Mommy Poppins
(RH3)
Bubba
(BBH3)
Quack Whacker
(RH3)
Oomph There It Is!
(RH3)
Just Patty
(HbH3)
Shock My Monkey
(RH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Tesla Teat
(RH3 )
Just Paul
(HbH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(SHIT)
Little Cock That Won't
(SHIT)
Pussy w/o Borders
(BBH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Upskirt rollercoaster
(HbH3)
Self-assured Cocky Arrogant Bastard
Learner Spermit
(BAH3)
Rapunzel, Rapunzel Let Down Your Pubes
(7H4)
Canned Pussy
(DCH4)
Did My Dick Just Make That Noise?
(HbH3)
PiTA
(DCH4)
Cow Poke
(FEH3)
International Ho Fly Zone
(Rh3)
RUMP Bumper
(TH3)
Shrimpin Ain't Easy
(HBH3)
Special Ed Forces
(Where ever I want H3)
Rollercoaster Reach Back
(FUH3)
Fire In The Cornhole
(HbH3)
Once Twice Five Times A Lady
(Rh3)
PYRO
(HbH3)
Taint my Juicy Pie
(SHIT)
Queerly I'm Straight
(HBH3)
Laserpuss
(HbH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
SWWAT
(HbH3)
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