It's time to FLASH! ( Float Hash)

Back by popular demand! We will be floating the alligator infested Edisto River on a new trail, but as always in search of beer, boobs & a good excuse for Happy Heretics and Visitors to come back to CHS!

Weiner Injector & Freudian Slit have again graciously offered up their property for us to camp with their bees, goats, horse, and pig; However, this year are some extra caveats and rules: I suggest you READ and HEED because you will be asked to leave...

1. Beer ONLY during the float! Last year, too many were smashed by midpoint due to fireball and liquors of the day. Liquor is quicker AND it'll make you sicker! So NO liquor on the River, Beer ONLY! What?! Yes, but check this out:


2. The Hash will provide beer during the FLoat! Yup! That's beer until it's gone. Still working the logistics for a keg on the river, but we'll come up with something!


3. The Hash will provide food during set up of your camp site, so please be smart and eat some, because the float is looong!


4. Don't make an ass of yourself; I know this is subjective, but be smart. Again, This FLash is looong!

$40 gets you beer for the FLash, camp out and food. Dinner and some sort of continental breakfast.

This event is capped at 38 PAID Regos due to camping space & people on the river. Sorry, NO rego's day of.

To complete REGO you have to follow instructions and pay via PayPal.

Pussies welcome, but leave your mutts at home... They don't play well with goats!

The fine print:
There will not be a float only cost as this FLash is looong. Pushing 6 hours from drop off to pick up with all the logistics and minimal river accesses, on the river shenanigans, drinking then not camping... MM highly encourages all to stay the night. We will not factor peeps leaving early in the overall logistics of the day's events. Passing out on a float? Better than passing out in the water... better wear floaties and be face up... Changing your mind to stay? Passing out in a chicken coop counts the same as camping out. We can't stop anyone from leaving sober or belligerently thinking they're sober, so with that added bit of danger thrown in, be prepared to sign a liability waiver to absolve our more than gracious hosts.

Theme:
Float Hash

Stuff to Bring:
Bring: something to float on (duh), blower-upperer, floating cooler, tent, vessel, alligator repellent, ginger perfume (sunscreen), camping gear, bug spray, snacks, and anything else you'd need to survive a day and night with the best wankers around!

Cost: $40; Please use Friends and Family option when sending via PayPal; Thanks!