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EWH3 Where The Wild Things Are: AGM and 1100th Run 2019

01/10 07:00 PM to 01/12 11:59 PM

A EWH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $82*

On the day we wore our hash suits and made mischief of one kind
And another
And another

You’ve been with us for 1099 Wednesdays, cum celebrate the 1100th! EWH3 is hosting a centennial weekend that you can’t miss!

This rego is a pre-fixe weekend of fun, including two trails, shot checks, a bar crawl with bonus drink tickets, two giveaways, copious amounts of alcohol, and even dinner! Check out the full schedule below.

Can't make the whole shebang, but don't want to miss out? A limited number of Saturday-only regos are available for $59, until 01/10. Check the appropriate boxes and join us for a trail like E-Dub has never seen and a party for the ages.

Thursday, January 10

EWH3 #1099
Wild and Out – Outgoing Mismanagement Trail
When: 6:45 PM, On-out at 7:15
Where: Capital South or Eastern Market (Orange/Blue/Silver Lines)
A last hurrah for 2018 mismanagement. Expect a wild time with walkers and runners options. Rumor has it the beer will be fancier than the hares.
Stay tuned for official trail announcement early next week

Friday, January 11

Beltway Bob – Hosted by EWH3
BONUS: SIGN IN HERE FOR FULL MOON
When: 5:00 PM – 7:00 PM
Where: Medterra (Woodley Park/Zoo/Adams Morgan – Red Line)
Specials:
$1 Frozen Margs
$2 Tequila Shots
$5 Smirnoff Martinis
$5 sangria

Full Moon H3 – Hosted by EWH3
Heavy Petting Zoo
Don your best animal onesie as we parade by the zoo.
Your rego includes TWO drink tickets, a super secret shot check, a nifty giveaway, and trail credit.
When/Where:
7:00 - Grand Central
8:30 - Johnny Pistolas
10:00 - Town Tavern

Saturday, January 12

EWH3’s 1100th Trail
Hunt or Be Hunted
When: Bag Drop at 6:45 PM, On-Out at 7:15
Where: Hamilton’s Bar & Grill (Union Station – Red Line)
It’s a jungle out there, so you’d better run for your lives! Follow trail and you’ll be rewarded with shots, but the hares are on the prowl. Will you survive to see end circle? Trail is A-to-A with predators in pursuit of the pack. Bring a cranium lamp and dress to impress. Turkey and Eagle options for the timid or the brave. Walker friendly, but everyone must leave camp.

EWH3’s 2019 Anal General Meeting
Rumble In The Jungle
When: Immediately following trail (8ish)
Where: Hamilton’s Bar and Grill
Another year, another wild ride. Cum celebrate the passing of the torch as the 2018 EWH3 mismanagement proudly proclaims, “Not my circus, not my monkeys!” and 2019 mismanagement begins a long year of herding cats.
This event includes four hours of open bar (rail and domestic), a taco bar, personalized swag (rego by 12/21), a DIY photo booth, and a chance to get down with the new kings (and queens) of the jungle.

Sunday, January 13

Pay-Your-Way Brunch
We’ll eat you up, we love you so…
When: noon-ish
Where: Penn Commons (Gallery Place/Chinatown – Red/Yellow/Green Line)
Hash Cash: Whatever you order. This is all on you, boo.
When you awaken, join us for a bottomless brunch. Show up, get a table, and drink every bottle of champagne you can get your hands on. Then, stick around for…

White House Hash House Harriers (WH4) #1851(?)
When: 3:00PM
Where: Pre-lube at Penn Commons (Gallery Place/Chinatown – Red/Yellow/Green Line)
Hash Cash: $6
Stay tuned for more details. Or check their hareline.


Start Location Details

Start Location TBA

Schedule of Events

Wild & Out!
EWH3 Trail #1099: Outgoing Mismanagement Trail
Time: 6:45 – On Out at 7:15
Capital South

A last hurrah for 2018 mismanagement. Expect a wild time with walkers and runners options. Rumor has it the beer will be fancier than the hares.


Heavy Petting Zoo Bar Crawl
EWH3 hosts Beltway Bob AND Full Moon
Time 7:00 pm
Woodley Park - Zoo - Adams Morgan
Don your best animal onesie as we parade by the zoo.
Your rego includes TWO drink tickets, a super secret shot check, a nifty giveaway, and trail credit. Sign in at start OR at Beltway Bob 5-7PM at Medterra.

7:00 - Grand Central
8:30 - Johnny Pistolas
10:00 - Town Tavern


Hunt or Be Hunted
EWH3 Trail #1100!!
6:45 PM – On Out 7:15
Hamilton’s Bar & Grill
233 2nd St NW

It’s a jungle out there, so you’d better run for your lives! Follow trail and you’ll be rewarded with shots, but the hares are on the prowl. Will you survive to see end circle? Trail is A-to-A with predators in pursuit of the pack. Bring a cranium lamp and dress to impress. Walker friendly, but everyone must leave camp.


Rumble In The Jungle
EWH3 2019 Anal General Meeting
Immediately Following Trail
Hamilton’s Bar & Grill
233 2nd St NW

Another year, another wild ride. Cum celebrate the passing of the torch as the 2018 EWH3 mismanagement proudly proclaims, “Not my circus, not my monkeys!” and 2019 mismanagement begins a long year of herding cats.

This extravaganza includes four hours of open bar (rail and domestic), a taco bar, personalized swag, a DIY photo booth, and a chance to get down with the new kings (and queens) of the jungle.


We'll eat you up, we love you so...
Pay-As-You-Go Brunch
12 PM
Location TBD
Join us at a bottomless brunch where you know you’ll be welcum with open arms.


Public Event

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Bipolar Bear

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Colliteral Damage

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Deetz Nutz

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General Tso's Dicken

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Groundhog Lay

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Head Injury

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Orange is the New Snatch

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Poon-apple Juice

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Quid Pro Blow

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Rail Mary

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Schrödinger's Cock

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Son What the Fuck?!

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Special Red

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Throbbin Hood

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Too Easy

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Tragic Carpet Ride

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Wait Wait, Don't Fuck Me

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Anal Fission

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Cheech and Dong

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Connect Whore

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Cum Dumpling

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Cum Peg Me

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Deathy Swallows

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Don’t Ask Don’t Smell

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Fist Pump

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Generals Farm Animal

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Goldman Ballsachs

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Good Whoring Vietnam

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Heaven's Gape

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Honeynut Queerios

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Infidellatio

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La Gingeracha

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Melebonin

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MELLOW FORESKIN CHEESE

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Silver Spooge

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Sphincter Shy

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Spit 'n Spin

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Why is the Cum Gone?

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You Can't Handle the Poop

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You Sucked My Battledick

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