CCH3 Presents Our Big Fat Greek Orgy White Dress Run

08/26 03:00 PM

Organizers:
My Big Fat Greek Orgy
That’s a Whore-A

Contact Email:
andriannaayiotis@gmail.com

Hare: Don’t Have One
Officiant: Any Cock Will Do Me
Father of the Bride: Choosy Moms Choose Dick

Cost: $40
Shiggy: 2.69

Payment:
Venmo or PayPal using Friends and Family option
Include hash name and White Dress Run in note please

Theme:
White Dress Run
Stuff to Bring:
White dress, drybag, bug spray, sunscreen, towel, bathing suit, lawn chairs, additional libations for after the hash wedding or hair of the dog, additional food if you would like to, tent if you are camping overnight.

Start Location Details:
Southwest Park & Ride Catonsville
Metropolitan Blvd, Catonsville, MD 21228
https://maps.app.goo.gl/Tg2bpS5daofpuLWV8?g_st=ic

On-After Details:
Hash Wedding and Reception Nearby at Chez Ponyboy
Address will be sent out via email.

Schedule of Events:
Saturday
2:00 Prelube? Check the Facebook Event.
3:00 Trail Starts
6:00 Walk Over to On-After
6:30 Hash Wedding
7:30 Dinner
8:54 Festivities

Trail Notes:
How would we describe this couple? Happy as a Whore in an Orgy! Cum celebrate their impending nuptials by wearing a white dress (which neither bride is actually doing for their muggle wedding) and going through many tunnels of love.

Trail will be A-A, likely to be ❤.69 mi for walkers and <6.69 mi for runners. With this hare and organizer combo, you’re likely to get wet! After end circle, we’ll walk the 10 minutes together to the on-after.

What am I getting for a $40 rego?!
Charm City Trail: alcohol, orange food
Custom hash wedding patch
Dinner (vegetarian, gluten-free, and dairy-free options)
Alcohol for the hash wedding/reception including liquor. Bring your own if you’re picky!

On-After Notes: Warm pool, hot grill, cold fridge, fire pit and 2 propane patio heaters to keep the party going. No glass by the pool. Hounds are welcome as long as they don't eat anyone, and you clean up after them. Not appropriate for small humans. No house access. Primitive camping style bathroom: the woods behind the house. Camping overnight in the backyard is allowed (the brides will likely be doing it!) but bring everything you need.

White dress, drybag, bug spray, sunscreen, towel, bathing suit, lawn chairs, additional libations for after the hash wedding or hair of the dog, additional food if you would like to, tent if you are camping overnight.