BH3 Festivus is back, and this time with the biggest Hab we've had in years!
ULTIMATELY IMPORTANT: Beer, beer, beer.
Your Hab size and Rego are not secured until you pay your rego.
SMALL, MEDIUM, AND LARGE ARE SOLD OUT.
MOST IMPORTANT: As of Jan 15th, SMALL and MEDIUM and LARGE are sold out, but there is plenty of XL-XXL available, and hash name personalization is closed. The BH3 Festivus sweatshirt is a Gildan 50/50, so it’s possible you’ll have a little shrinkage, just like George Costanza; pick your shirt size accordingly.
ALSO IMPORTANT: Your rego is not official until we get your payment. Many payment options are provided, so take advantage quickly and claim your spot, or you’ll have to wait until next year to air your grievances.
We’ve got a heated facility with men’s and women’s bathroom and a kitchen. But who needs all that when there is a trail to enjoy!
Hares: Long time hashers “Bangs for a Buck” and “Suds N Jugs” will be setting you a classic shiggy winter wonderland trail, complete with beer checks and shot stops!
Check in at 11:30am – Trail at 12 noon-ish.
Your Rego includes: Beer, trail, raffle tickets, multiple Habs, room rental by the hour, a chance to touch the Festivus pole, the food your fellow hashers bring, more beer, games, and prizes.
Circle, including accusations, airing of grievances, beer, feats of strength, and beer.
Then we shall have the glorious feast of festivus, featuring beer and all of the lovely grub you bring.
Raffle Time – tons of great BH3 Hab prizes, as well as other junk we’ve found at a Kensington Market yard sale, Goodwill, the Park Ave Arts Festival, and Dr. Meat Rocket’s basement.
And back again for this edition of Festivus; fun for the whole family, games of skill and athletics: The Gingerbread Cookie and Eggnog team event, as well as the Lick the Stripes of a Candy Cane competition!! Woohoo!
This event is pot luck style, just like last time, so pitch in and bring some great grub.
If you don’t know what dish you will bring, you will be hunted down by Art Decco Dildo until you decide, or until she turns you into a newt, whichever happens first. And, if you aren’t able to bring anything, there will be $7 added to your rego.
EARLY BIRD PRICING, now through Dec 31st = $30 (40 Canadian)
AFTER DEC 31ST = $35 (45 Canadian)
DAY OF = $40 (52 Canadian)
Personalized Hab = Add $7 (9 Canadian)
Not bringing a dish to pass = Add $7 (9 Canadian)
Payments can be made by:
Venmo to @thomas-kegler
Zelle to 732-266-6616
Paypal to Hill.firstname.lastname@example.org
Check or Cash – email your nerd name and hash name to SteamingWoodBH3@yahoo.com to make arrangements.
Grab a beer, sit your ass down, drink some beer… but not so much beer that you pass out, and then submit your rego! Only 50 spots available!
Note: For Hab there is no XS available, even though its shows that option when you rego.
SEE YOU AT FESTIVUS YOU WANKERS!
Festivus! Holiday themes and colors.
Dish to pass. Dry bag. Eating, sucking, and drinking skills.
Emery Park, Fieldhouse