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Organizers:
2026 PDX Green Dress Run 2026
03/20 05:30 PM to 03/22 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $110
YOU PAY FOR THIS EVENT BY SENDING PAYPAL TO ANTJEGREENDRESS@GMAIL.COM
Rego for PDX's Green Dress Extravaganza. Back at the Secret Warehouse with trails, beer, shenanigans, music, flogging, cider, food, lines for the bathrooms, super cool bar staff, awesome friends, and forever memories.
March 20-22nd, 2026
Cost 109.69 - Paypal friends and family to antjegreendress@gmail.com
We will update your rego to paid on this site when funds appear in our account. ONLY PAID ATTENDEES have secured Regos.
Limit 269 Attendees.
Food this year: Friday Night - Chipotle Bowls. Vegan and Veggie options available.
Saturday - Shepherd's Pie, Salad, Cake. Lactose and Gluten Free. Vegan and Veggie options available.
Green Dresses
Kilt or other cute outfit for Friday's Kilted Hash. Green Dress. Onsie for Sunday. A willingness to lose all respect for your friends and yourself. Vessel for trail. Waterproof shoes. Some sort of rain gear/umbrella. Patience. A smile. A hug for your favorite Dominatrix. WHAT TO LEAVE AT HOME OR AT YOUR HOTEL: Dogs. Coke. Anything you might misplace that you can't afford to lose. Puritanical Thinking. Desire to control the DJ's choices. Complaints.
Location Details
SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232
SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232
Public Event
including:
Phlogging Poly
(Nomad H3)
Just Zach
(PH4)
Head Queen
(EugeneH3)
ITD
(NomadH3)
Flybrator
(SSH3)
Prodigal Son of a Bitch
(PH4)
Cockanova
(Larryville)
Anal Juicer
(SWH3)
It's Still Stained
(HSWTFH3)
Street Meat
(N2H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(SWWH3)
HeadMistress
(SeattleH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumpH3)
Blowhard
(C2H3)
Three Dogs One Cup
(StumpH3)
Dirty MF
(South Sound H3 )
Just Sam
(PH4)
TESTICULUS minimus
(No Name H3)
Pillage Idiot
(StumpH3)
DeathCab for Shootie
(StumpH3)
Bosco
(A2H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Don't Ask About Anal
(NNH3)
Razor Clam
(LBH3)
Polepoundher
(SSH3)
Bunnyfucker
(N2H3)
Don't Fuck Me Pillow
(A2H3)
DeliCUNTessen!
(Ph4)
Cum Squadron
(StumpH3)
Cocktistic
(A2H3)
D.P.
(StumpH3)
Im Gonna Cum
(Stumptown Hash Ho...)
Shattered Sexpectations
(LH3)
Wiener Retriever
(Randsburg H3)
No Shame No Soul
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(ChiH3)
R2-D Cups
(A2H3)
Top Thong
(CH3)
TRES PULGADAS
(Wandering Whores)
Forever 20 Soon
(LH3)
The Nut Wrangler
(A2H3)
GONZO
(SH3)
PotC: TCotBPN
(No Balls H3)
CärlessCümShöt
(NomadH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Dick n' Chews
(StumpH3)
Just Sarah
(OH3)
Driponya
(Larryville)
Boner Spurs
(NNH3)
Nanny Pokely
(LVH3vlv)
Bloody ball dropper
(SWH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(PH4)
Varsity Blows
(South Sound H3 )
Cum Sommelier
(SeattleH3)
Gam Gam Makes Me Dry Dry
(HSWTFH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Squat Twat
(DenverH3)
Just Carrie
(Larryville by proxy)
Glitterous
(SalemH3)
Trashy Snatch
(SWH3)
NutKing Slut
(TCH3)
Daddy Issues
(LH3)
Sex De Squirrelei
(OH3)
Orville Redencocker
(Oregon Kahuna)
Snot Rag
(PH4)
Sex Doll Serial Killer
(BoulderH3)
Shit Sandwich
(OH3)
White Girl Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Fux Capacitor
(Wildcard H3)
Mommy Is Literally Fragile
(LH3)
RPM
(PH3)
Driving Miss Lazy: the Oopsie Daisy
(OH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Knotty by Nature
(StumpH3)
Mirror Mirror on the Wall, Who Has the Best Cervix of Them All?
(HSWTFH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Just Major Concern
(HamsterH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Cock of Shame
(SurvivorH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(SWH3)
I-Da-Hoe Roofie
(StumpH3)
Aliya
(SSH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at InterAm 2017 and 2019 and 2025.
4 steps to a good time...
1000 Cock Stare
(Lost Boobs Hash H...)
Lickalottacockus
(MVH3)
Only Cans
(NoBalls)
Juice Box
(SWH3)
Higher Than A Giraffe's Butthole
(HSWTFH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Bottom Dollar
(PH4)
Kill Da Wabbit
(SWWH3)
Gay-Ho
(Altenglan H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just Shannon
(DCPH4)
Slobby Seconds
(DWH3)
Weird Gal Spanks Like A Bitch
(LALLLLLLLLLE)
Federal Booty Inspector (FBI)
(Portland Stump/Hump)
Smell my pinky
(Oregon h3 )
Just alex
(Salemh3)
Deaf Dick
(PH4)
Kissing Booth
(SWH3)
Assfault Moneyshot the Queef Commander
(SSH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(VMH3)
Three Foot Fucker
(PH4)
Moist Is Attractive
(Larryville Hash H...)
Fill Your Mouth
(Larryville!)
Jennatailia
(Anchorage Alaska H3)
Spoogenics
(OH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Kink H3)
Shock the Beaver
(PH4)
Everything Butt Porn
(PH4)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Smell It, Touch It, Taste It
(OH3)
Forrest Hump
(SWH3)
High mileage
(LH3)
Misa Loves Hardwood
(SSH3)
Streaming Porn
(PVH3)
LipsDick
(DCPH4)
Full service fluffer
(Cherry city )
Eight is Enough
(A2H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Smashing Blumpkins
(PH4)
SIMA
(SWH3)
Polycamryous SE
(Stump)
Rear Admiral
(N2H3)
Dildo Shaggins
(NoH3-)
Pooh Bare With Me
(South Sound Shits...)
Silent But Snatchy
(SSH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Suck My Sauce
(SSH3)
Shitter Shatter
(LH3 Larryville)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Just a Little Prick
(SalemH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Tragic: the Gathering
(NoBalls)
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