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Organizers:
Dr. Doo-Doo
"Rejoice and be glad … thou shalt be drunken and make thyself naked." —Lamentations 4:21
Texas Crab Hash by Dick the Boy Wonder 2015
10/01 07:00 PM to 10/04 07:00 PM
A Hash Campout
Cost: $85
Hash to Live
Texas Crab Hash
Live to Hash
★ It's the Twenty-Turd Analversary of the Texas Crab Hash!
The All‑Inclusive Texas Crab Hash 2015 Weekend
is October 1–4!
★ There will be:
• Daily hash events!
• Dark and light beer!
• All your meals!
• Disco stage!
• A lake!
• Beer!
• Island of Lesbian Delight!™
• Booze!
• Entertainment!
• Beer!
• Margaritas!
• Beer!
• A seafood dinner that will be out of this world!
★ Advance registration is $85. You can also pay $105 with cash or by credit card on-site with limited gimmies. Please no checks on-site! For prepaid registrations, the gimmie bag will have a Bad-Ass Crab Hash Surprise™!
★ D'erections:
• From Houston Hobby (HOU) (not Bush IAH) Airport, go west (right) 0.6 miles on Airport road.
• Turn south (left) on Telephone Road for 2.4 miles.
• Go right on Almeda‑Genoa Road for 0.7 miles. The right turn on Almeda‑Genoa Road is one block past Almeda‑Genoa Road on the left.
• Turn left into the grassy entrance and look for flour!
Hash to Live
Texas Crab Hash
Live to Hash
Friday's theme is Rock-n-Roll Fantasy and Animal Prints and rock out to our live band Friday night! Saturday night's theme is Lingerie Disco! 70's dance and disco with a pole dance boogie-down—we will be playing that Funky Music all night long!
Your bedroll for covered floor camping or set up a tent; If you are flying-in from out-of-town you can borrow a tent! Water toys; Swimsuit (?) Lots of towels; Your own Drinking Vessel
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Pre-lube at Chad's: 7500 Cullen Boulevard, Houston, TX 77051!
Kegs tapped!
Beer!
Frozen drinks!
Hash crawl!
Dinner!
Live music!
The margarita machine and kegs will be going all day!
Friday's theme is Rock-n-Roll Fantasy and Animal Prints! Think sexy animal prints and costumes to rock out to our live band Friday night!
Daytime playtime is be ready to get dirty!
Brunch!
Texas Crab Hash hash!
Frozen drinks (It's Hot as Hell in Houston™)!
Seafood feast!
Lingerie disco!
Midnight naked hash!
Late night supper buffet!
Saturday night's theme is Lingerie Disco! 70's dance and disco with a pole dance boogie-down—we will be playing that Funky Music all night long!
Breakfast tacos!
Lazy Bimbo hash!
Frozen screwdrivers (ahhhh!)!
H4 trail!
Public Event
including:
Skippy
Gorilla Loves the Fist
(BJH3 )
Sac N Ja Weiner Out
(Lubbock H3)
Catamite
(Houston HHH)
Bump Her Stick Her
(KAW H3)
Cougar Wrestler
(MemphisH3)
Shut the Fúçk Up, Special Fred
Yellow Rose of Texas
Nice Spread
Dumb Cumpster
HillBilly
Easy Bake
(eaTme BCSH3)
Little Stick
(Houston Hash)
WhoTheFuckIs Chip?
(DFW H3)
Tater Tits
Sweet Teets
(SAH3)
Land of MILF and Honey
Jedi Mind Wank
Ate Hurr Krabs Owt
Ita Peterson
Twinkle Toes
(Pyropolis Hash Ho...)
JackOff theRigor
(CoonASS H3)
Just 4 Men
(H4)
Thumbass
(SAH3)
BadMoon Rising
Ludicrous Lush
(shekou hash house...)
Just Alex
(KAW!H3)
Kane in the Arse
Hoot Are You
(Brass Monkey H3)
OSAMA Bin Hashing
Ho Ho Hummer
(Samurai H3)
Dick the Boy Wonder
Nappy Headed Homo
(MastRUbastion)
Cock Guzzling English Infidel
(Kiss My H3)
Penis Colada
(Tucson jHavelina HHH)
Li'l Chicken Choker
(Grapevine Quarter...)
Pretzel
Bobbit N WeaveIt
(Lubbock H3)
Dickrectionallychallenged
(H4)
Bacon Drippn's
Spin Cycle
(H4 )
Burning Rubber
(Houston H3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Pick A Hole
(BORDER JUMPER)
Dirty Deeds
Cougarrand
(Houston H3)
Porta-Hottie
(TexASS)
Entreporner
Mark Peterson
Just Carlos
(H4)
Outside Cat
Just Erika
Horsefli Drivebi
(H4 )
Little Ring Riding Hood
Just Aaron
(eATMe BCS H3)
Caught Red Handed
(H4)
Sleazy Baked Lovin'
(San Antonio H3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston Hash Hous...)
JERRY'Z KIDD
(SAH3)
Dick Lover
(Tch3)
Fucking Shyster
(EPH3)
Community Skank
HUNG DADDY TUTU
Ramrod
(Houston H3)
Pink on The Inside
queso raw, so raw
(alamo city humpin...)
BuzzKill
Wreath Around
Ham Strokers Cunt Trackula
(lubbock h3)
Cunt Shut Up
(SAH3)
Epic Fail
(H4)
Chopped Liver
(Houston H3)
...He's Still Limping
Reverse Queefer
(Brass Monkey H3, H4)
Shit Happens
(Happy Heretics H3)
BALL BARKER
freddy mercury cant play kickball
(kiss my hash h3)
RIP
(H4)
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