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Organizers:
Dr. Doo-Doo
"Rejoice and be glad … thou shalt be drunken and make thyself naked." —Lamentations 4:21
Texas Crab Hash by Dick the Boy Wonder 2015
10/01 07:00 PM to 10/04 07:00 PM
A Hash Campout
Cost: $85
Hash to Live
Texas Crab Hash
Live to Hash
★ It's the Twenty-Turd Analversary of the Texas Crab Hash!
The All‑Inclusive Texas Crab Hash 2015 Weekend
is October 1–4!
★ There will be:
• Daily hash events!
• Dark and light beer!
• All your meals!
• Disco stage!
• A lake!
• Beer!
• Island of Lesbian Delight!™
• Booze!
• Entertainment!
• Beer!
• Margaritas!
• Beer!
• A seafood dinner that will be out of this world!
★ Advance registration is $85. You can also pay $105 with cash or by credit card on-site with limited gimmies. Please no checks on-site! For prepaid registrations, the gimmie bag will have a Bad-Ass Crab Hash Surprise™!
★ D'erections:
• From Houston Hobby (HOU) (not Bush IAH) Airport, go west (right) 0.6 miles on Airport road.
• Turn south (left) on Telephone Road for 2.4 miles.
• Go right on Almeda‑Genoa Road for 0.7 miles. The right turn on Almeda‑Genoa Road is one block past Almeda‑Genoa Road on the left.
• Turn left into the grassy entrance and look for flour!
Hash to Live
Texas Crab Hash
Live to Hash
Friday's theme is Rock-n-Roll Fantasy and Animal Prints and rock out to our live band Friday night! Saturday night's theme is Lingerie Disco! 70's dance and disco with a pole dance boogie-down—we will be playing that Funky Music all night long!
Your bedroll for covered floor camping or set up a tent; If you are flying-in from out-of-town you can borrow a tent! Water toys; Swimsuit (?) Lots of towels; Your own Drinking Vessel
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Pre-lube at Chad's: 7500 Cullen Boulevard, Houston, TX 77051!
Kegs tapped!
Beer!
Frozen drinks!
Hash crawl!
Dinner!
Live music!
The margarita machine and kegs will be going all day!
Friday's theme is Rock-n-Roll Fantasy and Animal Prints! Think sexy animal prints and costumes to rock out to our live band Friday night!
Daytime playtime is be ready to get dirty!
Brunch!
Texas Crab Hash hash!
Frozen drinks (It's Hot as Hell in Houston™)!
Seafood feast!
Lingerie disco!
Midnight naked hash!
Late night supper buffet!
Saturday night's theme is Lingerie Disco! 70's dance and disco with a pole dance boogie-down—we will be playing that Funky Music all night long!
Breakfast tacos!
Lazy Bimbo hash!
Frozen screwdrivers (ahhhh!)!
H4 trail!
Public Event
including:
Bobbit N WeaveIt
(Lubbock H3)
WhoTheFuckIs Chip?
(DFW H3)
Sac N Ja Weiner Out
(Lubbock H3)
Sweet Teets
(SAH3)
Kane in the Arse
Dirty Deeds
Burning Rubber
(Houston H3)
Mark Peterson
Just Carlos
(H4)
Cunt Shut Up
(SAH3)
Pink on The Inside
Dick the Boy Wonder
Skippy
Just Aaron
(eATMe BCS H3)
OSAMA Bin Hashing
Twinkle Toes
(Pyropolis Hash Ho...)
Catamite
(Houston HHH)
Sleazy Baked Lovin'
(San Antonio H3)
Ludicrous Lush
(shekou hash house...)
Cougarrand
(Houston H3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston Hash Hous...)
Just Alex
(KAW!H3)
Cougar Wrestler
(MemphisH3)
Fucking Shyster
(EPH3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(MastRUbastion)
Epic Fail
(H4)
JackOff theRigor
(CoonASS H3)
Bacon Drippn's
Pretzel
queso raw, so raw
(alamo city humpin...)
Just 4 Men
(H4)
Jedi Mind Wank
Reverse Queefer
(Brass Monkey H3, H4)
Spin Cycle
(H4 )
RIP
(H4)
HillBilly
freddy mercury cant play kickball
(kiss my hash h3)
Pick A Hole
(BORDER JUMPER)
Ita Peterson
Ate Hurr Krabs Owt
Li'l Chicken Choker
(Grapevine Quarter...)
Entreporner
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Land of MILF and Honey
Just Erika
Hoot Are You
(Brass Monkey H3)
Shut the Fúçk Up, Special Fred
HUNG DADDY TUTU
Porta-Hottie
(TexASS)
Bump Her Stick Her
(KAW H3)
Dickrectionallychallenged
(H4)
Caught Red Handed
(H4)
Thumbass
(SAH3)
Little Ring Riding Hood
Chopped Liver
(Houston H3)
Cock Guzzling English Infidel
(Kiss My H3)
BuzzKill
Ham Strokers Cunt Trackula
(lubbock h3)
Ramrod
(Houston H3)
Penis Colada
(Tucson jHavelina HHH)
Dumb Cumpster
Easy Bake
(eaTme BCSH3)
Community Skank
...He's Still Limping
Wreath Around
Ho Ho Hummer
(Samurai H3)
Dick Lover
(Tch3)
Yellow Rose of Texas
Horsefli Drivebi
(H4 )
Outside Cat
BadMoon Rising
JERRY'Z KIDD
(SAH3)
Tater Tits
Nice Spread
Little Stick
(Houston Hash)
Shit Happens
(Happy Heretics H3)
BALL BARKER
Gorilla Loves the Fist
(BJH3 )
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