This event is over.
Organizers:
Dr. Doo-Doo
"Rejoice and be glad … thou shalt be drunken and make thyself naked." —Lamentations 4:21
Texas Crab Hash by Dick the Boy Wonder 2015
10/01 07:00 PM to 10/04 07:00 PM
A Hash Campout
Cost: $85
Hash to Live
Texas Crab Hash
Live to Hash
★ It's the Twenty-Turd Analversary of the Texas Crab Hash!
The All‑Inclusive Texas Crab Hash 2015 Weekend
is October 1–4!
★ There will be:
• Daily hash events!
• Dark and light beer!
• All your meals!
• Disco stage!
• A lake!
• Beer!
• Island of Lesbian Delight!™
• Booze!
• Entertainment!
• Beer!
• Margaritas!
• Beer!
• A seafood dinner that will be out of this world!
★ Advance registration is $85. You can also pay $105 with cash or by credit card on-site with limited gimmies. Please no checks on-site! For prepaid registrations, the gimmie bag will have a Bad-Ass Crab Hash Surprise™!
★ D'erections:
• From Houston Hobby (HOU) (not Bush IAH) Airport, go west (right) 0.6 miles on Airport road.
• Turn south (left) on Telephone Road for 2.4 miles.
• Go right on Almeda‑Genoa Road for 0.7 miles. The right turn on Almeda‑Genoa Road is one block past Almeda‑Genoa Road on the left.
• Turn left into the grassy entrance and look for flour!
Hash to Live
Texas Crab Hash
Live to Hash
Friday's theme is Rock-n-Roll Fantasy and Animal Prints and rock out to our live band Friday night! Saturday night's theme is Lingerie Disco! 70's dance and disco with a pole dance boogie-down—we will be playing that Funky Music all night long!
Your bedroll for covered floor camping or set up a tent; If you are flying-in from out-of-town you can borrow a tent! Water toys; Swimsuit (?) Lots of towels; Your own Drinking Vessel
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Pre-lube at Chad's: 7500 Cullen Boulevard, Houston, TX 77051!
Kegs tapped!
Beer!
Frozen drinks!
Hash crawl!
Dinner!
Live music!
The margarita machine and kegs will be going all day!
Friday's theme is Rock-n-Roll Fantasy and Animal Prints! Think sexy animal prints and costumes to rock out to our live band Friday night!
Daytime playtime is be ready to get dirty!
Brunch!
Texas Crab Hash hash!
Frozen drinks (It's Hot as Hell in Houston™)!
Seafood feast!
Lingerie disco!
Midnight naked hash!
Late night supper buffet!
Saturday night's theme is Lingerie Disco! 70's dance and disco with a pole dance boogie-down—we will be playing that Funky Music all night long!
Breakfast tacos!
Lazy Bimbo hash!
Frozen screwdrivers (ahhhh!)!
H4 trail!
Public Event
including:
Entreporner
Pick A Hole
(BORDER JUMPER)
Land of MILF and Honey
Bacon Drippn's
Jedi Mind Wank
Dick Lover
(Tch3)
Ate Hurr Krabs Owt
Ho Ho Hummer
(Samurai H3)
Sweet Teets
(SAH3)
Dick the Boy Wonder
Just Aaron
(eATMe BCS H3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Wreath Around
JackOff theRigor
(CoonASS H3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(MastRUbastion)
HillBilly
Dickrectionallychallenged
(H4)
Kane in the Arse
JERRY'Z KIDD
(SAH3)
BadMoon Rising
Ham Strokers Cunt Trackula
(lubbock h3)
Chopped Liver
(Houston H3)
freddy mercury cant play kickball
(kiss my hash h3)
Porta-Hottie
(TexASS)
Cougarrand
(Houston H3)
Gorilla Loves the Fist
(BJH3 )
Skippy
Catamite
(Houston HHH)
Sleazy Baked Lovin'
(San Antonio H3)
Fucking Shyster
(EPH3)
queso raw, so raw
(alamo city humpin...)
RIP
(H4)
Just Carlos
(H4)
Tater Tits
Outside Cat
Cock Guzzling English Infidel
(Kiss My H3)
Penis Colada
(Tucson jHavelina HHH)
Shut the Fúçk Up, Special Fred
Mark Peterson
Nice Spread
Horsefli Drivebi
(H4 )
Little Ring Riding Hood
Cunt Shut Up
(SAH3)
Bobbit N WeaveIt
(Lubbock H3)
Community Skank
Shit Happens
(Happy Heretics H3)
BuzzKill
Just Alex
(KAW!H3)
Ramrod
(Houston H3)
Spin Cycle
(H4 )
Pretzel
Just Erika
Sac N Ja Weiner Out
(Lubbock H3)
Twinkle Toes
(Pyropolis Hash Ho...)
Li'l Chicken Choker
(Grapevine Quarter...)
Ita Peterson
BALL BARKER
2-Mennonite
(Houston Hash Hous...)
Easy Bake
(eaTme BCSH3)
WhoTheFuckIs Chip?
(DFW H3)
Little Stick
(Houston Hash)
Caught Red Handed
(H4)
Pink on The Inside
Just 4 Men
(H4)
Cougar Wrestler
(MemphisH3)
Dirty Deeds
OSAMA Bin Hashing
Hoot Are You
(Brass Monkey H3)
Epic Fail
(H4)
Burning Rubber
(Houston H3)
HUNG DADDY TUTU
Dumb Cumpster
Reverse Queefer
(Brass Monkey H3, H4)
Thumbass
(SAH3)
Ludicrous Lush
(shekou hash house...)
Yellow Rose of Texas
Bump Her Stick Her
(KAW H3)
...He's Still Limping
Created by Gin | Inspired by many