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Organizers:
Dr. Doo-Doo
"Rejoice and be glad … thou shalt be drunken and make thyself naked." —Lamentations 4:21
Texas Crab Hash by Dick the Boy Wonder 2015
10/01 07:00 PM to 10/04 07:00 PM
A Hash Campout
Cost: $85
Hash to Live
Texas Crab Hash
Live to Hash
★ It's the Twenty-Turd Analversary of the Texas Crab Hash!
The All‑Inclusive Texas Crab Hash 2015 Weekend
is October 1–4!
★ There will be:
• Daily hash events!
• Dark and light beer!
• All your meals!
• Disco stage!
• A lake!
• Beer!
• Island of Lesbian Delight!™
• Booze!
• Entertainment!
• Beer!
• Margaritas!
• Beer!
• A seafood dinner that will be out of this world!
★ Advance registration is $85. You can also pay $105 with cash or by credit card on-site with limited gimmies. Please no checks on-site! For prepaid registrations, the gimmie bag will have a Bad-Ass Crab Hash Surprise™!
★ D'erections:
• From Houston Hobby (HOU) (not Bush IAH) Airport, go west (right) 0.6 miles on Airport road.
• Turn south (left) on Telephone Road for 2.4 miles.
• Go right on Almeda‑Genoa Road for 0.7 miles. The right turn on Almeda‑Genoa Road is one block past Almeda‑Genoa Road on the left.
• Turn left into the grassy entrance and look for flour!
Hash to Live
Texas Crab Hash
Live to Hash
Friday's theme is Rock-n-Roll Fantasy and Animal Prints and rock out to our live band Friday night! Saturday night's theme is Lingerie Disco! 70's dance and disco with a pole dance boogie-down—we will be playing that Funky Music all night long!
Your bedroll for covered floor camping or set up a tent; If you are flying-in from out-of-town you can borrow a tent! Water toys; Swimsuit (?) Lots of towels; Your own Drinking Vessel
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Pre-lube at Chad's: 7500 Cullen Boulevard, Houston, TX 77051!
Kegs tapped!
Beer!
Frozen drinks!
Hash crawl!
Dinner!
Live music!
The margarita machine and kegs will be going all day!
Friday's theme is Rock-n-Roll Fantasy and Animal Prints! Think sexy animal prints and costumes to rock out to our live band Friday night!
Daytime playtime is be ready to get dirty!
Brunch!
Texas Crab Hash hash!
Frozen drinks (It's Hot as Hell in Houston™)!
Seafood feast!
Lingerie disco!
Midnight naked hash!
Late night supper buffet!
Saturday night's theme is Lingerie Disco! 70's dance and disco with a pole dance boogie-down—we will be playing that Funky Music all night long!
Breakfast tacos!
Lazy Bimbo hash!
Frozen screwdrivers (ahhhh!)!
H4 trail!
Public Event
including:
freddy mercury cant play kickball
(kiss my hash h3)
queso raw, so raw
(alamo city humpin...)
Horsefli Drivebi
(H4 )
Bacon Drippn's
HillBilly
HUNG DADDY TUTU
Ate Hurr Krabs Owt
Cunt Shut Up
(SAH3)
Just Aaron
(eATMe BCS H3)
Pretzel
Epic Fail
(H4)
Land of MILF and Honey
Caught Red Handed
(H4)
Penis Colada
(Tucson jHavelina HHH)
Twinkle Toes
(Pyropolis Hash Ho...)
Dick Lover
(Tch3)
Dickrectionallychallenged
(H4)
WhoTheFuckIs Chip?
(DFW H3)
BadMoon Rising
Ramrod
(Houston H3)
Dirty Deeds
Just Carlos
(H4)
Ham Strokers Cunt Trackula
(lubbock h3)
Dick the Boy Wonder
Catamite
(Houston HHH)
Sac N Ja Weiner Out
(Lubbock H3)
Kane in the Arse
Bump Her Stick Her
(KAW H3)
Ludicrous Lush
(shekou hash house...)
JERRY'Z KIDD
(SAH3)
Community Skank
...He's Still Limping
Chopped Liver
(Houston H3)
Sleazy Baked Lovin'
(San Antonio H3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Ho Ho Hummer
(Samurai H3)
Cock Guzzling English Infidel
(Kiss My H3)
Fucking Shyster
(EPH3)
Just Alex
(KAW!H3)
Ita Peterson
Sweet Teets
(SAH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
2-Mennonite
(Houston Hash Hous...)
Mark Peterson
Skippy
Cougar Wrestler
(MemphisH3)
Dumb Cumpster
Pink on The Inside
Burning Rubber
(Houston H3)
Spin Cycle
(H4 )
OSAMA Bin Hashing
Li'l Chicken Choker
(Grapevine Quarter...)
Cougarrand
(Houston H3)
Little Ring Riding Hood
Nice Spread
Shut the Fúçk Up, Special Fred
Pick A Hole
(BORDER JUMPER)
Gorilla Loves the Fist
(BJH3 )
Just 4 Men
(H4)
Entreporner
Outside Cat
BALL BARKER
Little Stick
(Houston Hash)
Reverse Queefer
(Brass Monkey H3, H4)
Easy Bake
(eaTme BCSH3)
RIP
(H4)
Nappy Headed Homo
(MastRUbastion)
Hoot Are You
(Brass Monkey H3)
Yellow Rose of Texas
BuzzKill
Porta-Hottie
(TexASS)
JackOff theRigor
(CoonASS H3)
Just Erika
Bobbit N WeaveIt
(Lubbock H3)
Thumbass
(SAH3)
Wreath Around
Shit Happens
(Happy Heretics H3)
Tater Tits
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