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Organizers:
Dr. Doo-Doo
"Rejoice and be glad … thou shalt be drunken and make thyself naked." —Lamentations 4:21
Texas Crab Hash by Dick the Boy Wonder 2015
10/01 07:00 PM to 10/04 07:00 PM
A Hash Campout
Cost: $85
Hash to Live
Texas Crab Hash
Live to Hash
★ It's the Twenty-Turd Analversary of the Texas Crab Hash!
The All‑Inclusive Texas Crab Hash 2015 Weekend
is October 1–4!
★ There will be:
• Daily hash events!
• Dark and light beer!
• All your meals!
• Disco stage!
• A lake!
• Beer!
• Island of Lesbian Delight!™
• Booze!
• Entertainment!
• Beer!
• Margaritas!
• Beer!
• A seafood dinner that will be out of this world!
★ Advance registration is $85. You can also pay $105 with cash or by credit card on-site with limited gimmies. Please no checks on-site! For prepaid registrations, the gimmie bag will have a Bad-Ass Crab Hash Surprise™!
★ D'erections:
• From Houston Hobby (HOU) (not Bush IAH) Airport, go west (right) 0.6 miles on Airport road.
• Turn south (left) on Telephone Road for 2.4 miles.
• Go right on Almeda‑Genoa Road for 0.7 miles. The right turn on Almeda‑Genoa Road is one block past Almeda‑Genoa Road on the left.
• Turn left into the grassy entrance and look for flour!
Hash to Live
Texas Crab Hash
Live to Hash
Friday's theme is Rock-n-Roll Fantasy and Animal Prints and rock out to our live band Friday night! Saturday night's theme is Lingerie Disco! 70's dance and disco with a pole dance boogie-down—we will be playing that Funky Music all night long!
Your bedroll for covered floor camping or set up a tent; If you are flying-in from out-of-town you can borrow a tent! Water toys; Swimsuit (?) Lots of towels; Your own Drinking Vessel
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Pre-lube at Chad's: 7500 Cullen Boulevard, Houston, TX 77051!
Kegs tapped!
Beer!
Frozen drinks!
Hash crawl!
Dinner!
Live music!
The margarita machine and kegs will be going all day!
Friday's theme is Rock-n-Roll Fantasy and Animal Prints! Think sexy animal prints and costumes to rock out to our live band Friday night!
Daytime playtime is be ready to get dirty!
Brunch!
Texas Crab Hash hash!
Frozen drinks (It's Hot as Hell in Houston™)!
Seafood feast!
Lingerie disco!
Midnight naked hash!
Late night supper buffet!
Saturday night's theme is Lingerie Disco! 70's dance and disco with a pole dance boogie-down—we will be playing that Funky Music all night long!
Breakfast tacos!
Lazy Bimbo hash!
Frozen screwdrivers (ahhhh!)!
H4 trail!
Public Event
including:
Cougarrand
(Houston H3)
Hoot Are You
(Brass Monkey H3)
Pink on The Inside
Catamite
(Houston HHH)
Outside Cat
BALL BARKER
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Chopped Liver
(Houston H3)
Wreath Around
Land of MILF and Honey
Gorilla Loves the Fist
(BJH3 )
Entreporner
Shit Happens
(Happy Heretics H3)
OSAMA Bin Hashing
HUNG DADDY TUTU
Dick Lover
(Tch3)
Just Erika
Ramrod
(Houston H3)
RIP
(H4)
Fucking Shyster
(EPH3)
Just Aaron
(eATMe BCS H3)
Pick A Hole
(BORDER JUMPER)
Reverse Queefer
(Brass Monkey H3, H4)
Cock Guzzling English Infidel
(Kiss My H3)
Community Skank
Pretzel
Nice Spread
Just 4 Men
(H4)
Epic Fail
(H4)
Porta-Hottie
(TexASS)
Ludicrous Lush
(shekou hash house...)
Skippy
queso raw, so raw
(alamo city humpin...)
Yellow Rose of Texas
Easy Bake
(eaTme BCSH3)
Bacon Drippn's
Cunt Shut Up
(SAH3)
Just Carlos
(H4)
WhoTheFuckIs Chip?
(DFW H3)
HillBilly
Sleazy Baked Lovin'
(San Antonio H3)
Dirty Deeds
JERRY'Z KIDD
(SAH3)
Caught Red Handed
(H4)
Nappy Headed Homo
(MastRUbastion)
Little Ring Riding Hood
BuzzKill
Kane in the Arse
Little Stick
(Houston Hash)
Dumb Cumpster
Tater Tits
Sweet Teets
(SAH3)
BadMoon Rising
Sac N Ja Weiner Out
(Lubbock H3)
freddy mercury cant play kickball
(kiss my hash h3)
...He's Still Limping
Penis Colada
(Tucson jHavelina HHH)
Dickrectionallychallenged
(H4)
Ho Ho Hummer
(Samurai H3)
Ate Hurr Krabs Owt
Li'l Chicken Choker
(Grapevine Quarter...)
Jedi Mind Wank
JackOff theRigor
(CoonASS H3)
Bobbit N WeaveIt
(Lubbock H3)
Ita Peterson
Mark Peterson
Cougar Wrestler
(MemphisH3)
Just Alex
(KAW!H3)
Shut the Fúçk Up, Special Fred
Twinkle Toes
(Pyropolis Hash Ho...)
Spin Cycle
(H4 )
2-Mennonite
(Houston Hash Hous...)
Ham Strokers Cunt Trackula
(lubbock h3)
Burning Rubber
(Houston H3)
Thumbass
(SAH3)
Horsefli Drivebi
(H4 )
Dick the Boy Wonder
Bump Her Stick Her
(KAW H3)
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