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Organizers:
Dr. Doo-Doo
"Rejoice and be glad … thou shalt be drunken and make thyself naked." —Lamentations 4:21
Texas Crab Hash by Dick the Boy Wonder 2015
10/01 07:00 PM to 10/04 07:00 PM
A Hash Campout
Cost: $85
Hash to Live
Texas Crab Hash
Live to Hash
★ It's the Twenty-Turd Analversary of the Texas Crab Hash!
The All‑Inclusive Texas Crab Hash 2015 Weekend
is October 1–4!
★ There will be:
• Daily hash events!
• Dark and light beer!
• All your meals!
• Disco stage!
• A lake!
• Beer!
• Island of Lesbian Delight!™
• Booze!
• Entertainment!
• Beer!
• Margaritas!
• Beer!
• A seafood dinner that will be out of this world!
★ Advance registration is $85. You can also pay $105 with cash or by credit card on-site with limited gimmies. Please no checks on-site! For prepaid registrations, the gimmie bag will have a Bad-Ass Crab Hash Surprise™!
★ D'erections:
• From Houston Hobby (HOU) (not Bush IAH) Airport, go west (right) 0.6 miles on Airport road.
• Turn south (left) on Telephone Road for 2.4 miles.
• Go right on Almeda‑Genoa Road for 0.7 miles. The right turn on Almeda‑Genoa Road is one block past Almeda‑Genoa Road on the left.
• Turn left into the grassy entrance and look for flour!
Hash to Live
Texas Crab Hash
Live to Hash
Friday's theme is Rock-n-Roll Fantasy and Animal Prints and rock out to our live band Friday night! Saturday night's theme is Lingerie Disco! 70's dance and disco with a pole dance boogie-down—we will be playing that Funky Music all night long!
Your bedroll for covered floor camping or set up a tent; If you are flying-in from out-of-town you can borrow a tent! Water toys; Swimsuit (?) Lots of towels; Your own Drinking Vessel
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Pre-lube at Chad's: 7500 Cullen Boulevard, Houston, TX 77051!
Kegs tapped!
Beer!
Frozen drinks!
Hash crawl!
Dinner!
Live music!
The margarita machine and kegs will be going all day!
Friday's theme is Rock-n-Roll Fantasy and Animal Prints! Think sexy animal prints and costumes to rock out to our live band Friday night!
Daytime playtime is be ready to get dirty!
Brunch!
Texas Crab Hash hash!
Frozen drinks (It's Hot as Hell in Houston™)!
Seafood feast!
Lingerie disco!
Midnight naked hash!
Late night supper buffet!
Saturday night's theme is Lingerie Disco! 70's dance and disco with a pole dance boogie-down—we will be playing that Funky Music all night long!
Breakfast tacos!
Lazy Bimbo hash!
Frozen screwdrivers (ahhhh!)!
H4 trail!
Public Event
including:
Pretzel
Dumb Cumpster
Kane in the Arse
Sweet Teets
(SAH3)
Bacon Drippn's
Ham Strokers Cunt Trackula
(lubbock h3)
BuzzKill
Burning Rubber
(Houston H3)
Cunt Shut Up
(SAH3)
Community Skank
Sac N Ja Weiner Out
(Lubbock H3)
Just Alex
(KAW!H3)
queso raw, so raw
(alamo city humpin...)
Fucking Shyster
(EPH3)
Just Erika
Dickrectionallychallenged
(H4)
Cougar Wrestler
(MemphisH3)
Li'l Chicken Choker
(Grapevine Quarter...)
Ita Peterson
Mark Peterson
...He's Still Limping
Epic Fail
(H4)
Thumbass
(SAH3)
WhoTheFuckIs Chip?
(DFW H3)
Shit Happens
(Happy Heretics H3)
Catamite
(Houston HHH)
Little Stick
(Houston Hash)
BadMoon Rising
Cock Guzzling English Infidel
(Kiss My H3)
Land of MILF and Honey
Dirty Deeds
Nappy Headed Homo
(MastRUbastion)
JERRY'Z KIDD
(SAH3)
Easy Bake
(eaTme BCSH3)
Dick the Boy Wonder
Entreporner
Little Ring Riding Hood
Spin Cycle
(H4 )
Just Carlos
(H4)
HillBilly
Reverse Queefer
(Brass Monkey H3, H4)
Just Aaron
(eATMe BCS H3)
Yellow Rose of Texas
JackOff theRigor
(CoonASS H3)
RIP
(H4)
Skippy
Tater Tits
OSAMA Bin Hashing
Bobbit N WeaveIt
(Lubbock H3)
BALL BARKER
Ramrod
(Houston H3)
Nice Spread
Penis Colada
(Tucson jHavelina HHH)
Sleazy Baked Lovin'
(San Antonio H3)
Outside Cat
2-Mennonite
(Houston Hash Hous...)
Shut the Fúçk Up, Special Fred
Twinkle Toes
(Pyropolis Hash Ho...)
Hoot Are You
(Brass Monkey H3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Wreath Around
Jedi Mind Wank
freddy mercury cant play kickball
(kiss my hash h3)
Bump Her Stick Her
(KAW H3)
Ludicrous Lush
(shekou hash house...)
HUNG DADDY TUTU
Pink on The Inside
Cougarrand
(Houston H3)
Horsefli Drivebi
(H4 )
Gorilla Loves the Fist
(BJH3 )
Ho Ho Hummer
(Samurai H3)
Ate Hurr Krabs Owt
Porta-Hottie
(TexASS)
Chopped Liver
(Houston H3)
Just 4 Men
(H4)
Pick A Hole
(BORDER JUMPER)
Caught Red Handed
(H4)
Dick Lover
(Tch3)
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