Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
including:
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
DRAG
(FCH3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Damn It & Damn It
(Long Beach H3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
Timberballs
(SH3)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Iva
(Other Orlando H3)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
G I
(Rumson)
Cuc Up Her
(California Larrikins)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Wang of mass destruction
(MBH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Shitting Bull
(JRH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Just Dawn
(GFH3)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Desperate Lay
(IndyScent)
BARE ASS BURNS
(Middle Georgia H3)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
Four Finger Twat Punch
(SavH3)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Legends of The Hidden Tampon
(BH3)
Just Tom
(NOLANomads)
WEED EAT HER
(Middle Georgia H3)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Pulls His Own
(LH3)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Horse Fisterer
(AlohaH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
3-Way Plug
(WWh3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(OregonH3)
Just Sarah
(PGHH3)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Miss Vomitzuela
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
One Trick Dick (OTD)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Hazukashii
(Vagabond)
CrotchPodge
(EtnaH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(WestCoastH3 )
Pee Cock
(SurvivorH3)
Postpartum Pitt Pisser
(TAHHH)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(PH4)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Sex Goddess
(GFH3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Puke
(Houston)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
Daisy Dykes
(MiamiH3)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
3west
(BAH3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Gaucho behind the Coucho
(SWH3)
Rental Stick
(S_H_3)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
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