Cost: $140*
Hare(s):
Tender Vittles
Shiggy:
Eerie's 31st Analversary Weekend at Brushwood.
An Event of Biblical Proportions
Join Vagically Delicious as he presents another weekend of high jinx's in the confines of Brushwood Resort.
What's with the theme you ask? I don't know, we were drunk...
Think sexy nuns, perverted priest, Devils and Angels, Adam & Eve, Monty Python and the Holy Grail and the Sistine Chapel.
There will be cold beer, great food, awesome habby, hot tub, hot showers, cool pool and everything else that Brushwood offers. Cum 'around the bend" for a weekend of camping, trail and beeeer, 5 fab meals, music. beeeer, the Friday Nite Trails of 1,000 jello shots, Saturday trail, Sunday Fat Boy trail, games. beeeeer, Drum Circle, Pagans, White Witches and Druids.
Tent camping is $15 per hasher additional and is payable directly to the campground. RV camper sites with or without electric are also available. https://www.brushwood.com/registration/
$100.00 until April 2nd (8 am) - $120.00 until May 1st (8 am) - 140.00 until June 17th (8 am) - $160 until June 28th
IF PAYING BY CHECK - MAKE IT PAYABLE TO CHUCK ORTON* Please be aware that you must remit the rego amount due AT THE TIME YOU MAIL THE CHECK, not the amount due when you completed the online registration.
Bust out your kilts and lingerie (that's at Swings request) and prepare to have the Hash Weekend we all need.
Pets are not allowed on camp property. Leave Fido home this weekend.
MUST be 21 to attend
An Event of Biblical Proportions
A mug, bug spray, a chair to sit your ass in and someplace to sleep
Kegs tapped at 2:00PM
Registration opens at 2:00PM
The Trail of 1,000 Jello Shots leaves camp at 5:30 PM
Dinner is served at 7:00 PM
Breakfast - 8:00 AM
Registration re opens at 9:00 AM
Lunch is served at 11:30 AM
Trail leaves camp at 12:30 PM
Dinner is served at 6:30 PM
Dick Traci's never ending circle starts at 8:00 PM
Breakfast is served at 8:00 AM
Fat Boy Trail leaves camp at 10:30 AM
Circle resumes......
The Hash Weekend ends at 12 Noon - IF you remain you are now a guest of Brushwood Folklore Center
including:
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Horn of Plenty
(Reading H3)
Mr Pee Bottle
(DH3)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Carniwhore
I don't work I jerk
(EH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Fuck it not sorry
(DH3)
Tasty Muff
(EH3)
Snidley Whipass
(WWh3)
Donkey Ho Te
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
(pH)Wedgie
(Harrisburg Hershe...)
Fart
(Nittany Valley H3)
Penis Head
(Dayton Hash House...)
Wide Open Hole
(EH3)
Cottage Cheese
(PittH3)
Kibbles N Bitch
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(HMHHH)
Duke of Hurl
(EH3)
Mayor McSlutty Eyes
(Morgantown H3)
Porn Again Christian
(PRATH3)
Clappy
(Hogtown)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Prick Her
(EH3)
Pepe le Poo
(Ithaca Hash House...)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Anticoch
(Happy Valley H3)
Free to Lay
(Harrisburg Hershe...)
Pinocchi-Ho
(DCRW)
Nipplerash
(DECOC)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Follows Erections
(SCH4)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many