Cost: $79
Ladies and Gentlemen, Hashers and Harriettes, FRB’s and DFL’s….The Charleston Happy Heretics Hash House Harriers bring to you the flip of the script on NC/SC. The first r*nning of SCANC (pronounced SKANK)! Whip out your tent poles, blow the dust off those sleeping bags, and bring a fleshlight and your favorite flask because your camping gear will get a workout! The inaugural (first anal?) SCANC will be from Friday night, June 26th through Sunday, June 28th. There will be beer, food, trails, beer, river access, shooting stars, full moons, tents of pain and tents of pleasure (you determine which is which) and hash Olympics to determine the SCANCiest kennel in the Carolinas!
ALL Hashers and Harriettes are welcum, but the first 150 paid hashers will get in! Like what you see so far? Then keep reading the fine print below for the rest of the details.
Detail #1: In a truly SCANCy fashion, our venue is at being held at Cedar Creek Nudist RV Park and Campground. Don’t worry, this does NOT mean that you are required to be nude! You are free to be nude if you like, but it is not a requirement (unless you want to use some park facilities that require nudity….Then skinny dipping or chunky dunking is required). Our campsite, the facilities within our site (showers, toilets, etc.) are hash appropriate, so do as you wish, but don’t be surprised if nudists come over and start talking to you! Standard Hash flash of Hashers and Harriettes fall under the normal etiquette however, the park requests that no pictures be taken of any other campers that may be there for their own privacy and protection.
Detail #2: The campground will receive a list of registrants for our event. Cedar Creek RV Park, takes privacy very seriously. They will perform a simple background check on all guests. This is a precaution for several reasons, but mostly because they are a family friendly nudist park. This background check mainly checks to make sure there are no major red flags for a family friendly nudist park, such as sexual offenders. The park will not be checking into full backgrounds or pulling any information regarding our registrants' personal lives. When you think about it, this is for their safety as well as ours!
Detail #3: If you have made it this far, all which is left is your $79.00 rego! This includes food and beer for SCANC, some sweet schwag, and all the debauchery your SCANCy ass can handle! The camping supplies are on you! Best of luck in getting one of the 150 coveted regos for this event, which is sure to be the “Not to be missed Hash event of the Summer!”
Your own camping gear. Your birthday suit. Your kennel contribution to the local beer social.
1200 – Hashers can start arriving and setting up sites
1800 - Dinner
2000 - Opening circle
2030 – Beer tour of the kennels
~Each kennel brings a sampling of your favorite local beers to share with other Hashers as they visit your site. Best beer wins 5 points.
2300 – Unmentionable rn/Shooting Star rn
0800? – Early Bird trail
~ Continental style groceries out for grazing, Café de Slim Prockens starts cooking
1100 – Lunch
1300 - Hash games begin
1800 – Sundown Trail
2000 – Campfire
Kennel Song Meister Throw Down
SCANCiest queen crowned
Champion Kennel named and presented trophy
Closing circle/East Coasts largest “Swing Low” rendition
2300 – Bonus Unmentionable rn/Shooting Star rn and finish the beer
0800 – Breakfast (Continental style) and Bloody Mary Bar open
Clean up / break down begins
0900 – Early Bird trail?
1200 – On Out to check out!
including:
Just Peter
Always In Season
Chiquita Bananal
Serta Gay
Trail of Snail
12 yr Old Giggle Gagger
Sperm Bank
Ketchup, Mustard, Onions, Pickles.... BLECH!!
Alice in LickHerLand
(Columbian H3)
Suck It For The Stars
Dependapotomus
(Shady J H3)
Picnic Puss
Just Damyon
Hose Handler
I'll Be Your Fuckleberry
(Happy Heretics H3)
Gassie Lassie
(Shady J H3)
Don't Tell My Wives
(Bearded Caravan H3)
10.28.88
Just Gia
Queef 'n' Cheddar
(Savannah/SEX/Bear...)
Twatanic
(Columbian H3)
Bambi Bondage
(roaNokeH3 / Roano...)
Lost CuntTree
Bumble Beaver
Could You Get This Out For Me
Keep it in the Family
Give the Bitch a Ring
Cum Union
(Columbian H3)
Donkey Cockring
Spreads in the Sheets
Rump Bumper
Strawberry Shortbus
Taint No Hair There
Fellat Mi No
Kitchen Aide
Papa Dont Skeet
Bifuckals
Spring-roll Hole
Cuckoo for Coconuts
Dirty Virgin
(TRASH/WBH3/CFH3)
will stop for pre op
Pussy Pusher
(columbian H3)
Hearse So Good
Homeless Hole Hunter
(Bakersfield BH3)
Cums Thru Jesus
Ninja Pleaze
(Middle Georgia H4)
Cunt Swabula
(InFamous Vagabond)
My Big Fat Greek Butt Plug
Uranus
Kuntucky Dirty
Betty Orgazmatron
(Happy Heretics H3)
BlowHole
(TRASH)
Burning Bubbles
(Pittsburgh H3)
Super Pussy
NFHN Melissa
Princestuous
Room Service
(Happy Heretics H3)
2 White Women and a Bunch of Rope
Roofies Taste Like Almonds
Possum Choker
(Happy Heretics )
Orange Busch
(HOBO)
Camera Shy
(Warner Robins HHH)
Kitty's Being A Dildo
Tacos on a Bridge
(Sembach)
Blow Be One
Money Shot
(Atlanta AH4)
Bindlestiff
(Atlanta AH4)
Hung Like a Dead Guy
(Waffle House H3)
DFL
(Vagina Trash)
My Big Fat Greek Butt Plug
(CTrh3)
Fecalpheliac
Tequila Tony
Donkey Fluffer
(Lunar H3)
Wilblow Dickens
Virgin Mike
(None yet)
Barbies Were Like Involved
Just Nick
Shit Back Mountain
Virgin Stephanie
(None yet)
Pump House Sperm Filter
Goat Touch Me
3 Second Souvenir
All The Way In
(DCFMH3/Lunar H3)
Papa Don't Breach
Cumz with Scotch
(Middle Georgia H4...)
Just Colin
(Trash)
baby dick
Just Jaclyn
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(Middle GA H4)
Hokie Poke Me
(Carolina Trash, etc.)
Redneck Centerfold
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