Cost: $79
Ladies and Gentlemen, Hashers and Harriettes, FRB’s and DFL’s….The Charleston Happy Heretics Hash House Harriers bring to you the flip of the script on NC/SC. The first r*nning of SCANC (pronounced SKANK)! Whip out your tent poles, blow the dust off those sleeping bags, and bring a fleshlight and your favorite flask because your camping gear will get a workout! The inaugural (first anal?) SCANC will be from Friday night, June 26th through Sunday, June 28th. There will be beer, food, trails, beer, river access, shooting stars, full moons, tents of pain and tents of pleasure (you determine which is which) and hash Olympics to determine the SCANCiest kennel in the Carolinas!
ALL Hashers and Harriettes are welcum, but the first 150 paid hashers will get in! Like what you see so far? Then keep reading the fine print below for the rest of the details.
Detail #1: In a truly SCANCy fashion, our venue is at being held at Cedar Creek Nudist RV Park and Campground. Don’t worry, this does NOT mean that you are required to be nude! You are free to be nude if you like, but it is not a requirement (unless you want to use some park facilities that require nudity….Then skinny dipping or chunky dunking is required). Our campsite, the facilities within our site (showers, toilets, etc.) are hash appropriate, so do as you wish, but don’t be surprised if nudists come over and start talking to you! Standard Hash flash of Hashers and Harriettes fall under the normal etiquette however, the park requests that no pictures be taken of any other campers that may be there for their own privacy and protection.
Detail #2: The campground will receive a list of registrants for our event. Cedar Creek RV Park, takes privacy very seriously. They will perform a simple background check on all guests. This is a precaution for several reasons, but mostly because they are a family friendly nudist park. This background check mainly checks to make sure there are no major red flags for a family friendly nudist park, such as sexual offenders. The park will not be checking into full backgrounds or pulling any information regarding our registrants' personal lives. When you think about it, this is for their safety as well as ours!
Detail #3: If you have made it this far, all which is left is your $79.00 rego! This includes food and beer for SCANC, some sweet schwag, and all the debauchery your SCANCy ass can handle! The camping supplies are on you! Best of luck in getting one of the 150 coveted regos for this event, which is sure to be the “Not to be missed Hash event of the Summer!”
Your own camping gear. Your birthday suit. Your kennel contribution to the local beer social.
1200 – Hashers can start arriving and setting up sites
1800 - Dinner
2000 - Opening circle
2030 – Beer tour of the kennels
~Each kennel brings a sampling of your favorite local beers to share with other Hashers as they visit your site. Best beer wins 5 points.
2300 – Unmentionable rn/Shooting Star rn
0800? – Early Bird trail
~ Continental style groceries out for grazing, Café de Slim Prockens starts cooking
1100 – Lunch
1300 - Hash games begin
1800 – Sundown Trail
2000 – Campfire
Kennel Song Meister Throw Down
SCANCiest queen crowned
Champion Kennel named and presented trophy
Closing circle/East Coasts largest “Swing Low” rendition
2300 – Bonus Unmentionable rn/Shooting Star rn and finish the beer
0800 – Breakfast (Continental style) and Bloody Mary Bar open
Clean up / break down begins
0900 – Early Bird trail?
1200 – On Out to check out!
including:
Barbies Were Like Involved
Super Pussy
Strawberry Shortbus
Shit Back Mountain
Homeless Hole Hunter
(Bakersfield BH3)
Bumble Beaver
Gassie Lassie
(Shady J H3)
DFL
(Vagina Trash)
Bindlestiff
(Atlanta AH4)
Alice in LickHerLand
(Columbian H3)
Cunt Swabula
(InFamous Vagabond)
I'll Be Your Fuckleberry
(Happy Heretics H3)
Taint No Hair There
Bambi Bondage
(roaNokeH3 / Roano...)
Just Jaclyn
Blow Be One
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(Middle GA H4)
Just Damyon
Orange Busch
(HOBO)
10.28.88
Hose Handler
3 Second Souvenir
Rump Bumper
Dependapotomus
(Shady J H3)
Cum Union
(Columbian H3)
Just Peter
Ninja Pleaze
(Middle Georgia H4)
All The Way In
(DCFMH3/Lunar H3)
Hung Like a Dead Guy
(Waffle House H3)
Pump House Sperm Filter
Ketchup, Mustard, Onions, Pickles.... BLECH!!
will stop for pre op
Kitty's Being A Dildo
BlowHole
(TRASH)
12 yr Old Giggle Gagger
Always In Season
Kitchen Aide
NFHN Melissa
Fellat Mi No
Fecalpheliac
Princestuous
Room Service
(Happy Heretics H3)
My Big Fat Greek Butt Plug
(CTrh3)
Just Gia
Donkey Fluffer
(Lunar H3)
Roofies Taste Like Almonds
Give the Bitch a Ring
Cums Thru Jesus
Picnic Puss
Cumz with Scotch
(Middle Georgia H4...)
2 White Women and a Bunch of Rope
Sperm Bank
Papa Don't Breach
Virgin Mike
(None yet)
Bifuckals
Could You Get This Out For Me
Money Shot
(Atlanta AH4)
Betty Orgazmatron
(Happy Heretics H3)
Dirty Virgin
(TRASH/WBH3/CFH3)
Pussy Pusher
(columbian H3)
baby dick
Keep it in the Family
Spreads in the Sheets
Just Colin
(Trash)
Donkey Cockring
Queef 'n' Cheddar
(Savannah/SEX/Bear...)
Trail of Snail
Spring-roll Hole
Redneck Centerfold
Possum Choker
(Happy Heretics )
Hokie Poke Me
(Carolina Trash, etc.)
Wilblow Dickens
Cuckoo for Coconuts
Goat Touch Me
Lost CuntTree
Tequila Tony
Kuntucky Dirty
Tacos on a Bridge
(Sembach)
Papa Dont Skeet
Uranus
Don't Tell My Wives
(Bearded Caravan H3)
Hearse So Good
Virgin Stephanie
(None yet)
Twatanic
(Columbian H3)
Serta Gay
Burning Bubbles
(Pittsburgh H3)
Camera Shy
(Warner Robins HHH)
Suck It For The Stars
Chiquita Bananal
Just Nick
My Big Fat Greek Butt Plug
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