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Charleston Happy Heretics SCANC 2015

06/26 03:00 PM to 06/28 12:09 PM

A Hash Campout

Cost: $79

Ladies and Gentlemen, Hashers and Harriettes, FRB’s and DFL’s….The Charleston Happy Heretics Hash House Harriers bring to you the flip of the script on NC/SC. The first r*nning of SCANC (pronounced SKANK)! Whip out your tent poles, blow the dust off those sleeping bags, and bring a fleshlight and your favorite flask because your camping gear will get a workout! The inaugural (first anal?) SCANC will be from Friday night, June 26th through Sunday, June 28th. There will be beer, food, trails, beer, river access, shooting stars, full moons, tents of pain and tents of pleasure (you determine which is which) and hash Olympics to determine the SCANCiest kennel in the Carolinas!

ALL Hashers and Harriettes are welcum, but the first 150 paid hashers will get in! Like what you see so far? Then keep reading the fine print below for the rest of the details.

Detail #1: In a truly SCANCy fashion, our venue is at being held at Cedar Creek Nudist RV Park and Campground. Don’t worry, this does NOT mean that you are required to be nude! You are free to be nude if you like, but it is not a requirement (unless you want to use some park facilities that require nudity….Then skinny dipping or chunky dunking is required). Our campsite, the facilities within our site (showers, toilets, etc.) are hash appropriate, so do as you wish, but don’t be surprised if nudists come over and start talking to you! Standard Hash flash of Hashers and Harriettes fall under the normal etiquette however, the park requests that no pictures be taken of any other campers that may be there for their own privacy and protection.

Detail #2: The campground will receive a list of registrants for our event. Cedar Creek RV Park, takes privacy very seriously. They will perform a simple background check on all guests. This is a precaution for several reasons, but mostly because they are a family friendly nudist park. This background check mainly checks to make sure there are no major red flags for a family friendly nudist park, such as sexual offenders. The park will not be checking into full backgrounds or pulling any information regarding our registrants' personal lives. When you think about it, this is for their safety as well as ours!

Detail #3: If you have made it this far, all which is left is your $79.00 rego! This includes food and beer for SCANC, some sweet schwag, and all the debauchery your SCANCy ass can handle! The camping supplies are on you! Best of luck in getting one of the 150 coveted regos for this event, which is sure to be the “Not to be missed Hash event of the Summer!”


Your own camping gear. Your birthday suit. Your kennel contribution to the local beer social.

Location Details

Cedar Creek RV Park

260 Gantt Mill dr leesburg sc

Camp Out

Bring a tent


Schedule of Events

1200 – Hashers can start arriving and setting up sites
1800 - Dinner
2000 - Opening circle
2030 – Beer tour of the kennels
~Each kennel brings a sampling of your favorite local beers to share with other Hashers as they visit your site. Best beer wins 5 points.
2300 – Unmentionable rn/Shooting Star rn


0800? – Early Bird trail
~ Continental style groceries out for grazing, Café de Slim Prockens starts cooking
1100 – Lunch

1300 - Hash games begin
1800 – Sundown Trail
2000 – Campfire
Kennel Song Meister Throw Down
SCANCiest queen crowned
Champion Kennel named and presented trophy
Closing circle/East Coasts largest “Swing Low” rendition
2300 – Bonus Unmentionable rn/Shooting Star rn and finish the beer


0800 – Breakfast (Continental style) and Bloody Mary Bar open
​Clean up / break down begins
0900 – Early Bird trail?
1200 – On Out to check out!


Public Event

See the full list!

115 Hashers came

including:

Just Peter

CHH3

Always In Season

SavH3

Chiquita Bananal

CTrH3

Serta Gay

CHH3

Trail of Snail

PFH3

12 yr Old Giggle Gagger

CHH3

Sperm Bank

CHH3

Ketchup, Mustard, Onions, Pickles.... BLECH!!

CTrH3

Alice in LickHerLand

(Columbian H3)

Suck It For The Stars

CTrH3

Dependapotomus

(Shady J H3)

Picnic Puss

CTrH3

Just Damyon

CHH3

Hose Handler

CHH3

I'll Be Your Fuckleberry

(Happy Heretics H3)

Gassie Lassie

(Shady J H3)

Don't Tell My Wives

(Bearded Caravan H3)

10.28.88

CHH3

Just Gia

CTrH3

Queef 'n' Cheddar

(Savannah/SEX/Bear...)

Twatanic

(Columbian H3)

Bambi Bondage

(roaNokeH3 / Roano...)

Lost CuntTree

CH3

Bumble Beaver

CHH3

Could You Get This Out For Me

CH3

Keep it in the Family

SavH3

Give the Bitch a Ring

CH3

Cum Union

(Columbian H3)

Donkey Cockring

CH3

Spreads in the Sheets

Larrikins

Rump Bumper

TH3

Strawberry Shortbus

AVLH3

Taint No Hair There

CHH3

Fellat Mi No

BrdCrvnH3

Kitchen Aide

O2H3

Papa Dont Skeet

CH3

Bifuckals

CH3

Spring-roll Hole

CTrH3

Cuckoo for Coconuts

CHH3

Dirty Virgin

(TRASH/WBH3/CFH3)

will stop for pre op

CTrH3

Rusty Gigglestick

CHH3
\m/ ( > . < ) \m/

Pussy Pusher

(columbian H3)

Hearse So Good

SavH3

Homeless Hole Hunter

(Bakersfield BH3)

Cums Thru Jesus

CHH3

Ninja Pleaze

(Middle Georgia H4)

Cunt Swabula

(InFamous Vagabond)

My Big Fat Greek Butt Plug

CTrH3

Uranus

CH3

Kuntucky Dirty

CTrH3

Betty Orgazmatron

(Happy Heretics H3)

BlowHole

(TRASH)

Burning Bubbles

(Pittsburgh H3)

Super Pussy

CHH3

NFHN Melissa

SavH3

Princestuous

CH3

Room Service

(Happy Heretics H3)

2 White Women and a Bunch of Rope

CTrH3

Roofies Taste Like Almonds

PFH3

Possum Choker

(Happy Heretics )

Orange Busch

(HOBO)

Camera Shy

(Warner Robins HHH)

Jaws Fisteen

SavH3
Ride the Shark!!

Kitty's Being A Dildo

CTrH3

Tacos on a Bridge

(Sembach)

Foreskin and Seven Stitches Ago

SavH3
"All dicks are created...

Blow Be One

CH3

Money Shot

(Atlanta AH4)

Bindlestiff

(Atlanta AH4)

Hung Like a Dead Guy

(Waffle House H3)

YMC Gay

SoCoH3
Don't hate me because ...

DFL

(Vagina Trash)

My Big Fat Greek Butt Plug

(CTrh3)

Fecalpheliac

CHH3

Tequila Tony

SavH3

Donkey Fluffer

(Lunar H3)

Wilblow Dickens

CHH3

Virgin Mike

(None yet)

Barbies Were Like Involved

SavH3

Just Nick

CTrH3

Shit Back Mountain

CHH3

Virgin Stephanie

(None yet)

Pump House Sperm Filter

CH3

Goat Touch Me

SavH3

3 Second Souvenir

SavH3

All The Way In

(DCFMH3/Lunar H3)

Papa Don't Breach

SavH3

Cumz with Scotch

(Middle Georgia H4...)

Just Colin

(Trash)

baby dick

CHH3

Just Jaclyn

CHH3

Reverend Lickalottapuss

(Middle GA H4)

Hokie Poke Me

(Carolina Trash, etc.)

Redneck Centerfold

CHH3